Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

Synopsis: Romy and Michele have been through it all, including being tortured by the Popular crowd when in high school. When they receive word of a 10 year reunion, they come to realize their lives aren't as impressive as they'd like them to be. Instead of staying home they go to the reunion with business outfits, cell phones, and one heck of a bogus success story.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): David Mirkin
Production: Touchstone Pictures
  4 nominations.
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92 min

I just thought maybe she'd|be married to Sandy by now.

- Sandy Frink?|- Yes, Sandy Frink.

He could barely contain his erection|every time she was around.

Why do you think he always|carried that huge notebook?

The Frink-a-zoid|and Michele, I am sure.

Besides, didn't you have a thing|for Sandy in high school?

I did not have a "thing. " I did not have|a "thing. " I did not have a "thing. "

I was very much|in love with him.

Very much in love,|and there's a difference.

There's a difference.

There's a difference.

I have to go now.

Well! I guess I won't be|seeing you at the reunion.

- But I'll tell everyone you said "hi. "|- Why don't you tell everyone...

I said to go f*** themselves, for making|my teen years a living hell?

Oh, yeah, right!


Michele. You will never guess|who I just ran into.

- God, I cannot believe it's already been ten years.|- I know.

- Oh. - You know...|- There she is.

Oh! God,|she was so weird.

- She still is.|- Why was she, like, always going behind that building?

It was long ago

Seems like yesterday

Saw you standin' in the rain

- Then I heard you say|- Got a light?

- I want your love But it comes out wrong|- Thank you.

- I want to live, but I don't belong|- Thank you! Thank you, I really appreciate that...

because I'm not a human being|or anything, you pathetic turd!

Blood and roses|Blood and roses

Blood and roses

- Roses, roses|- There should be a cigarette you could smoke all the way through between classes.

What a waste.

- Okay. - Find|us. - Oh. Okay.

Oh, my God, do you remember|what a big controversy it was...

for us to have our|picture taken together?

Yeah, well, Danny Weller, like,|"lodged the complaint," and, you know-

'Cause, "alphabetically,|he's supposed to be between us. "

And then we said, "Okay, Danny.|If you want to be between us...

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Robin Schiff

Robin Schiff is a Hollywood writer-producer, best known for the movie Romy and Michele's High School Reunion starring Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino. Schiff was a member of the comedy troupe The Groundlings. She does an interview series once a year for the Writers Guild Foundation called Anatomy Of A Script, where she and Winnie Holzman (writer of the musical Wicked and creator of My So Called Life) discuss the craft with other well-known writers. Schiff also teaches a writing class with Wendy Goldman (whom she met at The Groundlings) called Improv For Writing. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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