Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Page #2

I just thought maybe she'd|be married to Sandy by now.

- Sandy Frink?|- Yes, Sandy Frink.

He could barely contain his erection|every time she was around.

Why do you think he always|carried that huge notebook?

The Frink-a-zoid|and Michele, I am sure.

Besides, didn't you have a thing|for Sandy in high school?

I did not have a "thing. " I did not have|a "thing. " I did not have a "thing. "

I was very much|in love with him.

Very much in love,|and there's a difference.

There's a difference.

There's a difference.

I have to go now.

Well! I guess I won't be|seeing you at the reunion.

- But I'll tell everyone you said "hi. "|- Why don't you tell everyone...

I said to go f*** themselves, for making|my teen years a living hell?

Oh, yeah, right!

Finally-

Michele. You will never guess|who I just ran into.

- God, I cannot believe it's already been ten years.|- I know.

- Oh. - You know...|- There she is.

Oh! God,|she was so weird.

- She still is.|- Why was she, like, always going behind that building?

It was long ago

Seems like yesterday

Saw you standin' in the rain

- Then I heard you say|- Got a light?

- I want your love But it comes out wrong|- Thank you.

- I want to live, but I don't belong|- Thank you! Thank you, I really appreciate that...

because I'm not a human being|or anything, you pathetic turd!

Blood and roses|Blood and roses

Blood and roses

- Roses, roses|- There should be a cigarette you could smoke all the way through between classes.

What a waste.

- Okay. - Find|us. - Oh. Okay.

Oh, my God, do you remember|what a big controversy it was...

for us to have our|picture taken together?

Yeah, well, Danny Weller, like,|"lodged the complaint," and, you know-

'Cause, "alphabetically,|he's supposed to be between us. "

And then we said, "Okay, Danny.|If you want to be between us...

you can come to Michele's house on|Friday night, and we'll be waiting. "

That's right. He came over and|we're like, "Danny, it was a joke. "

I know! And then we turned|the sprinklers on him!

Oh, my God.|Didn't he die?

- I think so.|- Yeah.

- Oh, my God. Michele. Look|at the "A" group. - Mm-hmm.

Christie Masters,|Kelly Possenger...

Lisa Luder|and Cheryl Quick.

So, who would you say|was in the "B" group?

Oh. The drama crowd. You know,|like Casey Degan and Mark Black.

- Uh-huh. God, I had the hugest|crush on Casey. 'Member? - Oh, yeah.

God, I wonder why|he never liked me.

Young man, there's|no need to feel down

I said, young man-

So, what group would|you say we were in?

Well, we definitely|weren't in the "A" group.

But you know what? We weren't|really in the "B" group, either.

Okay, we weren't in|the "C" group, were we?

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