Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

Synopsis: Romy and Michele have been through it all, including being tortured by the Popular crowd when in high school. When they receive word of a 10 year reunion, they come to realize their lives aren't as impressive as they'd like them to be. Instead of staying home they go to the reunion with business outfits, cell phones, and one heck of a bogus success story.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): David Mirkin
Production: Touchstone Pictures
  4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
59
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
R
Year:
1997
92 min
463 Views

Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

- Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|- Two-four-three.

- Stayin' alive|- Two-four-three.

Two-four-three.

Two, four, three.

Two, four, three.

Service.|Number 243.

It's beautiful.|Is that real wood?

During this century, boys.

Come on, Ramon. Quit jerking off|and bring the car around.

- It's about time.|- Mm. Romy!

You are looking hot today.

Yeah. That's because|I'm sweating like a pig in here.

Well, the air conditioning is|working in the service office.

You might wanna come by|and, uh, cool off later?

Yeah, Ramon.|That'll happen.

Sorry, ma'am.|He is such an asshole.

Mm.

- I'm in a hurry.|- Well-

I'm going as fast as I can,|Ms Mooney. Heather.

Heather Mooney?

From Sagebrush High|in Tucson?

- Yeah?|- It's Romy!

- Romy White!|- You're shittin' me.

No, this is so weird. I didn't|know you were living in L.A.

Well, now that you know, will|we be getting together a lot?

So, God!|You're driving a new Jaguar?

- What do you do?|- Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes?

- The ones that burn down real fast?|- "Twice the taste, in half the time, for the gal on the go"?

I invented the|quick-burning paper.

Wow!

- You goin' to the reunion?|- What reunion?

Our ten-year high school|reunion in Tucson?

You're kidding me. It's been|ten years since high school?

- God. Where have I been?|- I'm stumped. Where?

- Anyway, are you going?|- I'd rather put this out in my ass.

I wonder why we didn't|get an invitation.

I mean, I'm sure Michele would|have told me if she got one.

- Michele Weinberger?|- Mm-hmm.

- Do you live with Michele Weinberger?|- Yeah.

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Robin Schiff

Robin Schiff is a Hollywood writer-producer, best known for the movie Romy and Michele's High School Reunion starring Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino. Schiff was a member of the comedy troupe The Groundlings. She does an interview series once a year for the Writers Guild Foundation called Anatomy Of A Script, where she and Winnie Holzman (writer of the musical Wicked and creator of My So Called Life) discuss the craft with other well-known writers. Schiff also teaches a writing class with Wendy Goldman (whom she met at The Groundlings) called Improv For Writing. more…

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