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Synopsis: Joan Wilder, a mousy romance novelist, receives a treasure map in the mail from her recently murdered brother-in-law. Meanwhile, her sister Elaine is kidnapped in Colombia and the two criminals responsible demand that she travel to Colombia to exchange the map for her sister. Joan does, and quickly becomes lost in the jungle after being waylayed by Zolo, a vicious and corrupt Colombian cop who will stop at nothing to obtain the map. There, she meets an irreverent soldier-of-fortune named Jack Colton who agrees to bring her back to civilization. Together, they embark upon an adventure that could be straight out of Joan's novels.
Director(s): Robert Zemeckis
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 8 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Metacritic:
63
Rotten Tomatoes:
86%
PG
Year:
1984
106 min
4,419 Views


JOAN:
What's the matter?

ELAINE:
Has any mail been forwarded to you...

with Eduardo's handwriting on it? Any big envelope?

JOAN:
Yes.

ELAINE:
Oh, honey. See if there's some kind of

treasure map inside.

It says El Corazon.

I need you to bring that map to me in Colombia.

Colombia?

My God, what kind of trouble are you in?

Joanie, please.

Get to the Hotel Cartagena in Cartagena.

When you arrive, call this number: 64-58-24.

- Are you writing this down?

- Yes!

And remember, you mustn't tell anybody.

Elaine, I can't go to Colombia.

Aah...Joanie...

they'll cut me. They'll hurt me.

[Click]

GLORIA:
Colombia?

Do you have any idea what it's like in Colombia? I do.

Your books do very well in these macho countries.

They have jungles there, Joanie...

insects the size of sanitation trucks...

revolutionaries.

- Have you had your shots?

- Shots? What shots?

GLORIA:
You see. You're completely unprepared.

Wait a minute. Just hold on.

Would you tell me what's going on?

Why are you doing this?

JOAN:
Elaine is in some trouble.

She has a little domestic problem.

GLORIA:
Domestic problem?

Elaine's last domestic problem...

was finding her husband cut into small pieces.

I'm not gonna let you do this. You cannot go!

JOAN:
Here's Romeo.

Now, I want you to promise me to feed him...

and hold him at least once a day.

GLORIA:
You're gonna need something stronger

than that.

Listen to me.

You get bus-sick, sea-sick, plane-sick, train-

sick.

You practically puke on the escalator at

Bloomingdale's, for God's sake!

JOAN:
A lot of people get sick in department

stores.

GLORIA:
Joanie, please, don't go.

You're not up to this, Joan, and you know it.

I know, but she's my sister.

I'll feed him, but I'm not picking him up.

Crazy!

[Woman speaking Spanish over P.A.]

[Pig squealing]

[Whistles blowing]

RALPH:
The plane from New York, has it arrived

yet?

- The areo arrivo aqui?.

- No comprendo.

JOAN:
Is this the bus to Cartagena?

- .Que?

- Oh.

JOAN:
.Es este el autobus a Carta--?

ZOLO:
Cartagena.

JOAN:
Oh, you speak English. Good!

Can you tell me, is this bus going to Cartagena?

ZOLO:
Yes, Cartagena.

JOAN:
Great. Thank you.

OK.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, you're on the wrong bus!

Miss Wilder! She got on the wrong bus.

This is terrible!

[Baby crying]

Oh--

My God.

Excuse me.

Uh...

Excuse - excuse me.

[Pig squeals]

I'm - I'm very sorry.

I'm really sorry.

WOMAN:
.Estupida!

Ahem. I'm sorry to bother you.

Can you tell me what time we get to Cartagena?

DRIVER:
.Que?

Is this the bus to Cartagena?

I need to get to Cartagena - Aah!

[Pig squeals]

Sh*t!

[Shouting in Spanish]

[Birds squawking]

JOAN:
What are we gonna do now?

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Diane Thomas

Diane Renee Thomas (January 7, 1946 – October 21, 1985) was a screenwriter. She was working as a waitress while writing scripts and then had the opportunity to pitch the script for Romancing the Stone to customer Michael Douglas who then bought, produced, and starred in the film with Kathleen Turner and Danny DeVito. She was born January 7, 1946 in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan. Her family moved to Long Beach, California when she was 12 years old. She attended the University of Southern California and majored in business. Then, according to her obituary, "She worked as an advertising copywriter, wrote travel brochures, took acting classes and worked toward a degree in psychology."In 1978, while working "every spare hour for a year" on Romancing the Stone, Thomas was a waitress at Coral Beach Cantina on the Pacific Coast Highway. It took less than a week for her agent, Norman Kurland, to sell the script. Kurland had sent it to several major studios. Actor/producer Michael Douglas and Columbia Pictures bought the script, though the film would later be made by 20th Century Fox. According to other accounts, the sale of the screenplay was a Cinderella story in itself: Thomas pitched the story directly to Douglas herself, when the actor happened to come into her cafe as a customer. This account, however, is disputed."It just had a spontaneity about the writing," Douglas said of the screenplay that would launch Thomas' career. "She was not cautious. The script had a wonderful spirit about it. . . . There was a total lack of fear to the writing. It worked." The screenplay for Romancing the Stone sold for $250,000. In addition to Thomas, "at least three" uncredited script doctors revised the screenplay.After Romancing the Stone, Thomas wrote another screenplay titled either Blonde Hurricane or Blond Hurricane.Diane Thomas died in a car accident in October 1985, only six weeks before the sequel to Romancing the Stone, The Jewel of the Nile, was released. At the time, Thomas was busy writing for the movie Always for Steven Spielberg and was not available to write The Jewel of the Nile.In an interview in the Special Edition DVD of Romancing the Stone, Michael Douglas stated that he had purchased a Porsche for Thomas as a present for her work with him on Romancing and help with scenes on Jewel of the Nile. On October 21, 1985, she, her boyfriend and another friend had attended classes at Pepperdine University and had stopped for drinks on the way home. Because her boyfriend had the least to drink, he told police, he was driving late that night when the car, traveling about 80 miles per hour, spun around on the rain-slick Pacific Coast Highway and struck a telephone pole just south of Coastline Drive. Thomas was a back seat passenger in the Porsche Carrera, and was killed instantly. The other friend died at the hospital later. Thomas' boyfriend was hospitalized with internal injuries and "was arrested for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol," though no further legal action about the matter was reported in the local newspaper. Thomas was also working on a sequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark before she died. Details of what would have been the third Indiana Jones film are sketchy, other than that it was set in a haunted mansion. Steven Spielberg, however, was reportedly resistant to the haunted mansion approach, feeling it too closely resembled his earlier film Poltergeist. At the time of her death, Thomas had completed the first draft.Following her death, the UCLA Extension Writers' Program created the Diane Thomas Screenwriting Awards in her honor. Original judges included Steven Spielberg, Michael Douglas, James Brooks and Kathleen Kennedy. more…

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