Romancing the Stone Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1984
- 106 min
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JOAN:
What's the matter?ELAINE:
Has any mail been forwarded to you...with Eduardo's handwriting on it? Any big envelope?
JOAN:
Yes.ELAINE:
Oh, honey. See if there's some kind oftreasure map inside.
It says El Corazon.
I need you to bring that map to me in Colombia.
Colombia?
My God, what kind of trouble are you in?
Joanie, please.
Get to the Hotel Cartagena in Cartagena.
When you arrive, call this number: 64-58-24.
- Are you writing this down?
- Yes!
And remember, you mustn't tell anybody.
Elaine, I can't go to Colombia.
Aah...Joanie...
they'll cut me. They'll hurt me.
[Click]
GLORIA:
Colombia?Do you have any idea what it's like in Colombia? I do.
Your books do very well in these macho countries.
They have jungles there, Joanie...
insects the size of sanitation trucks...
revolutionaries.
- Have you had your shots?
- Shots? What shots?
GLORIA:
You see. You're completely unprepared.Wait a minute. Just hold on.
Would you tell me what's going on?
Why are you doing this?
JOAN:
Elaine is in some trouble.She has a little domestic problem.
GLORIA:
Domestic problem?Elaine's last domestic problem...
was finding her husband cut into small pieces.
I'm not gonna let you do this. You cannot go!
JOAN:
Here's Romeo.Now, I want you to promise me to feed him...
and hold him at least once a day.
GLORIA:
You're gonna need something strongerthan that.
Listen to me.
You get bus-sick, sea-sick, plane-sick, train-
sick.
You practically puke on the escalator at
Bloomingdale's, for God's sake!
JOAN:
A lot of people get sick in departmentstores.
GLORIA:
Joanie, please, don't go.You're not up to this, Joan, and you know it.
I know, but she's my sister.
I'll feed him, but I'm not picking him up.
Crazy!
[Woman speaking Spanish over P.A.]
[Pig squealing]
[Whistles blowing]
RALPH:
The plane from New York, has it arrivedyet?
- The areo arrivo aqui?.
- No comprendo.
JOAN:
Is this the bus to Cartagena?- .Que?
- Oh.
JOAN:
.Es este el autobus a Carta--?ZOLO:
Cartagena.JOAN:
Oh, you speak English. Good!Can you tell me, is this bus going to Cartagena?
ZOLO:
Yes, Cartagena.JOAN:
Great. Thank you.OK.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, you're on the wrong bus!
Miss Wilder! She got on the wrong bus.
This is terrible!
[Baby crying]
Oh--
My God.
Excuse me.
Uh...
Excuse - excuse me.
[Pig squeals]
I'm - I'm very sorry.
I'm really sorry.
WOMAN:
.Estupida!Ahem. I'm sorry to bother you.
Can you tell me what time we get to Cartagena?
DRIVER:
.Que?Is this the bus to Cartagena?
I need to get to Cartagena - Aah!
[Pig squeals]
Sh*t!
[Shouting in Spanish]
[Birds squawking]
JOAN:
What are we gonna do now?
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