Role Models Page #2
What? That's not a motto.
That's just you
saying a bunch of things.
You know, Beth's right.
I'm a dick.
Hey, I'm in a rut, just
going from school to school
selling poison to
our nation's youth.
It's not poison.
It's got juice in it.
You know, I'm 35 years old.
I got nothing to
show for my life.
I figured I'd be something,
something good,
a professor, engineer.
I don't know.
Figured I'd be
married. I'd...
You know what? We're
making a detour. What?
We're making a detour.
Where?
We're making a detour.
Why?
Dude, you're too jacked up on
Minotaur. This is a mistake.
It's fine. Look,
I'll be right back.
Hey, we gotta be at the Blue
Yep!
No, I don't want
to plea-bargain.
I didn't do it.
Mr. Garvin, I just don't know what
other options we have, you know,
because they have this clear
videotape of you stealing
a lot of TVs.
Guys! Go, go, go.
That could be any bald guy.
Look at me. Me, David Garvin,
stealing TVs.
That is not me.
Hey, hi.
I need to talk to you.
Danny, I'm with a client,
so we'll talk later.
I can go.
No, no. You stay.
I'm not going anywhere
until you talk to me.
Excuse me one...
Thank you.
What? Fast.
All right, you were right.
I'm a dick. I'm a dick!
You're dickish.
Yes, I'm dickish.
I'm a dickish dick, and I'm
in a rut. We're in a rut.
I have an idea.
Let's get married.
I don't have a ring.
Are you serious?
Mazel tov!
No.
Never mind.
What?
No.
Why?
Because despite this very well
thought out and romantic proposal,
I'm not that interested in
becoming Mrs. Dick-in-a-rut.
Heard that.
Really?
Did you hear that?
Danny?
Maybe you heard that because
you're 2 feet away from us.
That's another one I hate.
"Heard that!"
You don't get married
to get out of a rut.
You get married
because you love someone
and you don't want to spend
your life without them.
Who is this guy? Thank you,
Mr. Garvin. He's a thief.
Falsely accused.
Oh, well.
He looks like Phil Collins.
Yeah. I know.
Look, life is hard,
all right?
seven years... You know what?
Danny, life is hard, and you've
become the hardest part of my life.
No, you sit down.
You know, Danny?
We do need to
shake things up.
I know!
That's what I'm saying!
I'm moving out.
Wait a minute.
Are you breaking up with me?
Yeah.
Really?
Wow.
Today sucks.
Look, Danny, whenever a door
closes, another opens, okay?
You just have
to look for it.
And, seriously,
you're gonna get
the most insane
sympathy-rebound p*ssy.
And this is a good
month for that, too.
I don't want that.
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