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Ralph, answer me.

- I'm gonna find her.

- And do what?

- What do you think?

I'm gonna save her.

- Yeah, I've heard that song before.

- No, no, it's different.

I just have this feeling

that if I don't save her

this time, I'm gonna lose her forever.

You're no exactly playing

major league ball now.

What are you?

Zero for fourteen.

Oh excuse me, is it 15 now?

- You're a total

dick you know that?

- You're gonna go out in the sunlight?

- I'm protected.

- Brave man.

How you gonna find her?

- She's in a band.

How hard could she be to find?

- Ralph, there must be 15,000

bands in the tri-state area.

That's a lot of ground.

How are you gonna cover it?

- I'm a vampire, I'll fly.

- No, no, no!

Ow! OW! ow, ow, ow.

- I think I'll take the bus.

- What a loser.

Hey Ralphie, you wanna play some hoop?

Have you seen a yellow

brick road around here?

- Do you think I'm doing the right thing?

- What do you mean?

- I mean, maybe I wasn't

meant to find Mona.

Maybe this is just some

sort of karmic debt

I'm Paving off.

Maybe my first instincts were right.

Maybe I should just forget

about this whole thing

and join a monastery.

But, what about Mona?

What sort of everlasting

hell am I damning her to?

Mai/be, no, yeah, no.

I should be strong.

I'll be strong.

- HEY-

Would you make up your mind?

I'm feeling like Sonny and Cher here.

That's better.

I wonder if, uh...

Ralph, would you look at the size of this?

- Oh Christ, would you

put that thing away?

Listen.

If you were meant to find Mona, you will.

If you weren't you won't, so relax.

See what I mean?

- Oh my god,

That's him.

- That's who?

Where?

- Stay here.

Who are you?

- I'm Ralph.

I like your music.

It's kind of wild, kind of now, kind of--

- Why are you following me?

- I'm not following you.

- Yes you are.

- Okay, I'm following you.

I'm a big fan of yours from way back.

- Who are you?

- I told you, I'm Ralph--

- No, I mean, what do you do?

Are you a musician?

- YES.

- Do you have a band?

0" do YOU play by yourself?

- Um, yes.

- Yes, what?

- Yes, I have a band.

- What's the name?

- The name.

- Of the band.

- Um.

We haven't decided yet.

- Oh, um, well what kind of music?

- Well the music, we're

not sure yet what it is.

- Well,

do YOU play around?

- Excuse me?

- Your band, are you

playing any gigs anywhere?

-- Gigs, yes, all the time,

lt's amazing, yeah, yeah.

- You are very strange, Ralph.

- Mona, darling, I've got

some terribly important people

just dying to meet you.

Will you excuse us?

- Yeah.

- Um, it was so nice to see you again.

Maybe I'll come see your band sometime.

- Maybe.

- Who is that twerp?

- Hey hey little man.

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