Synopsis: Rockula is about a male vampire who lost his lady love centuries ago. She was killed by a pirate with a rhinestone peg leg, wielding a large ham bone. Our hero, the vampire, did nothing to save her. So he is now cursed to watch her be born again in another life, and then watch her die, strangely enough by a pirate with a rhinestone peg leg, wielding you-know-what. Now, in 1990, he has, he suspects, his last chance to try to save her instead of watching get clubbed over and over again down through the years. Oh, and he becomes a rock star in the process.
Director(s): Luca Bercovici
Production: Cannon Home Video
87 min

I hope for your sake

my gear isn't crashed.

- Just forget you ever saw

me, okay, 'cause the next

thing you know, we're

gonna go out on a date

and we're gonna fall in love

and then some crazy pirate's

gonna peg with you a ham bone.

- HEY-

You forgot your hat.

- What a weirdo.

- What?

- You ran away from her didn't you?

- For your information,

I didn't just run away,

I had a plan.

- Really?

And what was that?

- I ran, I left, so she

doesn't get involved with me.

She doesn't get involved with

me, we don't fall in love,

she doesn't die, get it?

- Make a left at MIT, Einstein.

- It's about this, Mr. Wise Guy.

This happens every 22 years so that means

in the last 400 years, I

have met, fallen in love,

and lost Mona 14.5 times.

- Talk about coitus interuptus.

- And every time it gets worse.

This time, no way, forget it.

- That's right.

Forget it, just forget

the fact that we are

the oldest living virgins

walking the planet.

- What are you talking about?

You are the biggest slut I know.

Every time I see you

with a different girl.

- They mean nothing to me, Ralph.

It's Mona.

I want you to get Mona.

That means I get out of

this crazy mirror thing.

It's like a prison in here, Ralph.

Everything's backwards.

- I knew it, I knew it.

This is about you, this

is always about you.

- Wrong, Ralphfalfa.

It's about you.

Because any way you look at it,

she's got two weeks 'til

she bites the big one.

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

I was just thinking

about the accident and--

- Did somebody say accident?

- Yeah.

We had an accident.

- Just set it up over there.

What kind of an accident?

None of my equipment's damaged, I hope.

You know, I got a hell

of a deal on this stuff.

When you're working with a guy like me,

that's what we're talking, deals.

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Luca Bercovici

Luca Bercovici is an American filmmaker, director, writer, producer and actor based in Budapest, Hungary. He has directed eight feature films including Ghoulies, which he also co-wrote. Bercovici co-founded BlueDanube Films, a full-service motion picture production company that provides production services as well as creating original content in English and Hungarian with Gábor Váradi. He was also head of production for Raleigh Film Budapest from 2009 to 2011. Bercovici is the son of television/film producer Eric Bercovici and grandson of Leonardo Bercovici, director, writer, and producer known for The Bishop's Wife, Portrait of Jennie, and The Lost Moment. He is also grand-nephew of writer Konrad Bercovici. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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