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Let me just show you this little gizmo.

This is the most amazing device.

It samples anything from babies crying

to dogs barking.

Hey, what's the matter with this thing?

It wasn't this that got broken, was it?

- Broken?

- In the accident.

- Stanley, it's not broken.

Besides, it was a car accident.

We're trying to rehearse.

- Car accident?

Nobody killed I hope.

Hit it boys.

Howdy folks, Stan "The Man' Wilson here

from Stanley's Deathpark

where we take the death

out of dying.

This Sunday marks our Heaven on Earth sale

and let's face it folks,

it's a sale that some of you

aren't going to miss.

Take a look at this baby,

the streamlined Death 2000,

our top of the line.

This week, yours for only $1995.

A little steep, do I hear you say?

Then how about going Dutch on our

eternal economy model, only

$100 over factory invoice.

How do we do it?

Volume, volume, volume.

So, bring the family, come on

down and while you're here,

check out our revolutionary

cryogenic process.

Open 12 to 12 for your

shopping convenience.

See ya here.

Listen, I directed it myself, you know?

So, uh, what do you think, angel cakes?

- I thought it was kind of cute.

- Ralphie, is that you?

- Drat.

Hi, mom.

- It's about time you got home.

I was getting worried about you, honey.

Could you give me a hand with this?

- Sure.

You been here long?

- Oh, Heaven's no.

I've been here, I mean,

we've been here, for hours.

- Who's we?

- I've almost located the Spanish galleon.

It's close.

I can feel it.

- Great, Jacques Cousteau.

- Just follow that trail

of deblooms, Big Al.

Ah.

Big Al, this is my brother, Ralph.

- Big Al Johnson, scrap iron, St. Louis.

- I'm Little Ralph Levee.

- So what's your game Little Ralph?

- Game?

- Yeah, what do you do?

- I'm a vampire.

You make me sick.

- What?

I'm clean.

This is, no, not now, no.

1--

- I'll deal with you later.

I was just going to bed mom,

could you hit the light?

- In a minute.

So.

Tell me about your night.

- There's nothing to tell.

- Come on, honey, I know what day it is.

You met her, didn't you?

- I didn't meet her.

I told you, I've had it with

the legend ruining my life

every 22 years.

- Ralphie, where's your hat?

- I must have lost it in the car acc--

Card, card game.

I lost it in a card game, mom.

- Well, okay.

It's your legacy.

You can do anything you want with it.

But whether you've met her or not,

that poor girl is gonna die in two weeks

unless you do something about it.

Honey.

Go to sleep.

- HEY-

' No!

- HEY-

- Is it true that you've

forsaken your legacy

and the girl of your dreams?

- What?

No.

- Ralph, what are you doing?

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