Synopsis: Lenny Cole, a London mob boss, puts the bite on all local real estate transactions. For substantial fees, he's helping Uri Omovich, a Russian developer. As a sign of good faith, Omovich loans Cole a valuable painting, promptly stolen off Cole's wall. While Cole's men, led by the dependable Archie, look for the canvas, three local petty criminals, the Wild Bunch, steal money from the Russian using inside information from his accountant, the lovely Stella. Meanwhile, a local drug-addled rocker, Johnny Quid, is reported drowned, and his connection to Cole is the key to unraveling the deceits and double crosses of life in the underworld.
Director(s): Guy Ritchie
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures/Dark Castle
  1 win & 5 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
114 min

desires Lenny's property contacts.

He wants planning permission

where the law won't allow.

Lenny Cole is here.

Lenny will come through...

...but he will rape that Russian

for every ruble he can get.

Nice to see you, Uri.

Good. Come and take a seat.

Excuse me if I am hasty,

but I have a busy day.

- Oh, that's all right.

- Sit.

I can see we are very much alike,

you and I, Lenny.

We like to get things done.

What's it going to cost me?

First, let me make it clear exactly

how we can help you benefit from this deal.

Without me,

you'd be waiting five to 10 years...

...before you got permission

to erect your arena.

Secondly, with British law

as it so stands...

Lenny, how much?

Seven million euros.

I expect the guarantee that I have consent

within six months and no red tape.

Oh, you got it.

Consider it done.

- Drink?

- Yeah.

That's a nice painting, Uri.

It's got depth, you know.

That picture has brought me nothing

but luck, Lenny.

It's my lucky picture.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

You like?


Take it for a while.

Maybe it will give you luck.

Oh, no, Uri, I... You know, I couldn't.

We are partners now, I insist.

I will get it sent around to your house.

You can give it back to me

when our deal's finalized.


Well, I thought you lot drank vodka.

Whiskey is the new vodka.

You're not joining me?

I don't drink.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- You all right, Len?

- Yeah.

Because you're looking a bit pink.

Get us some water

and a wet wipe live-o, will you, Turbo?

Right away, Len.

He tried to poison me, the dirty Cossack.

Look, stop messing about,

just give me the bottle.

Sorry, Len.

How is the billionaires club?

Well, I tell you what, this Communism

didn't slow him down, did it?

I'll tell you what, Arch.

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Guy Ritchie

Guy Stuart Ritchie is an English filmmaker known for his crime films. He left secondary school and got entry-level jobs in the film industry in the mid-1990s. He eventually graduated to directing commercials. more…

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