Rock and a Hard Place Page #3

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- Okay, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

Get on the freaking line, let's go.

Five, four, three, two, and stinking one.

Yes, sir!

- Now, ears.

- Open, sir.

- Ears.

- Open, sir.

We're not freaking here to God

dadgum freaking cater to you.

At the end of the day, you're

in God dadgum freaking jail.

So, whatever you get is

what the freak you get.

All I can tell you is you shouldn't

have brought your freaking tail to jail.

So, oh, freaking well.

- You understand that?

- Sir, yes, sir.

- Get in the rack. Do it now!

- Aye, sir.

20, 19, 18, 17, 16,

15, 14.

Get in the rack. You're on top of the rack.

Get your tail in the rack! Lay back!

You better play like

you're freaking dead.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

You ain't at the God dadgum beach.

You ain't at your mama house.

Hodge:
They've been going

nonstop for 15, 16 plus hours.

They'll sleep real good tonight.

So, tomorrow is a new day,

so they'll wake up fresh, ready to go

for day two of 120 days to go.

(snoring)

To be honest, it's not a bad group at all.

It ain't really that bad of a group.

We still have everyone,

so that's pretty good.

- Officer:
That's unheard of.

- It's going fine.

Normally, by now, we'd at least

be at a loss of one, at least.

Came in with 38 cadets,

we have the opportunity

to leave with 38 cadets.

- That will never happen.

- Hodge:
Never.

- Officer:
Never ever.

- I'll make sure of that.

- (all laughing)

- Somebody... somebody got to go.

- The rest of us will do it.

- Somebody got to go.

Somebody gotta quit.

(crickets chirping)

Hodge:
All right, get everyone out!

- (officers shouting)

- Let's go!

(loud banging, shouting)

Officer:
Wake up! Get on up!

- Get on up. Do it now.

- Aye, sir.

Now get on up. Do it now.

Get up! Let's go! Let's

go, let's go, let's go!

Hodge:
Five, four... get down.

- Three, two...

- Officer:
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Hodge:
...and one.

- Go, sir, go.

- Hodge:
I can't hear you.

- And one!

- Go, sir, go.

- Push-up, move.

- Aye, sir.

Officer:
Get down, get down,

get down, get down. Let's go.

Down, up. Down, all the way up.

Down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up.

Officer:
...three, two, and one.

- Cadets:
Go, sir, go.

- And one.

Go, sir, go.

One, two, three, four, hey.

Cadets:
One, two, three, four, hey.

One, two, three, four, hey.

One, two, three, four, hey.

Your left, your right, your left,

your right, your left, right, left.

Your left, your right, your left,

your right, your left, right, left.

Cadets:
Hey, hey!

Prepare for formal headcount.

Prepare for formal headcount, aye, ma'am!

Now, for a formal headcount,

that's when you let me

know that you're here.

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