Robot Chicken: Star Wars Page #2
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2007
- 30 min
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I'm tired, honey.
You're not tired.
You want to have a threesome.
I'm not tired.
I want to have a threesome.
Get me condi.
Sorry, "w."
Big Mac attack.
Yee-hoo!
Hey, hey, whoa!
What the dilly?
Saber beats rock.
What in the hell?
Who dares
disturb my slumber?
Who dares
question my... Daring
of his dare?
Jerk!
It is I, I who
freed the slaves,
I who united --
Boring.
Let's fight!
If you
strike me down,
let me finish!
Aah!
That'll teach you,
George Washington!
Jenna, get over here right now!
I am your father!
That's not true.
That's impossible.
My real father would let me go
clubbing as late as I want!
You little --
No, baby, I'm sorry.
Aah!
You suck!
Nooooo!
What --
Was it just a dream?
Mr, president, we still
haven't found any weapons
of mass destruction.
You have found
weapons of mass destruction.
...Hi.
We haven't.
You have.
I don't know what
you're doing.
Bring me a taco.
Yes, sir.
Tacos rule.
Cloud city will be cloudy
this evening,
followed by clouds.
Get your own tauntaun!
Your overconfidence
is your weakness.
Your faith in your
friends is yours.
Faith in yo mama.
What was that?
I said, yo mama's so
fat, jabba the hutt said,
"da-a-a-mn!"
Well, your
mother's so ugly,
she put the "ug" in ugnaught.
Yo mama fight!
Yo mama's so stupid,
she spent all day saying,
"am not," to r2.
Your mother is so
fat that Ben Kenobi said,
"that's no moon."
"That's your mama!"
Yo mama's so dumb,
she thought jar jar comes
with pickles pickles!
Your mother is so stupid,
she -- she thinks a
lightsaber has fewer calories.
I don't get it.
It's light.
Like it's light.
Like, light means that there's
not a lot of calories
and it's good... For your body.
That's how stupid
your mother is.
Yo mama is so stupid,
she went to Bangkok
to get a tie fighter.
And Luke wins!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
Put me down!
Come on.
What are they doing up
there all the time?
What's happened up there?
We had a slight
weapons malfunction,
but everything's perfectly
all right now.
We're all fine here now.
Thank you. How are you?
Negative.
We had a reactor leak here now.
Give us a minute.
Large leak, very dangerous.
There's no reactor
on that floor.
Yes, well... I talked
to Dave Johnson
in stormtrooper engineering,
and he said there
is a reactor here.
Dave Johnson?
Hang on one second.
Okay, I have Dave Johnson
on the line.
Dave, did you tell someone
there's a reactor in
prisoner control room?
No, there's no
reactor there.
I don't know what to tell you,
but I'm staring straight
at a reactor.
Maybe vader had it
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