Robot Chicken: Star Wars Page #3

Synopsis: The first of three Star Wars themed Robot Chicken parodies.
Director(s): Seth Green
  Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. Another 1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
8.2
TV-14
Year:
2007
30 min
1,004 Views


installed yesterday.

Hang on a second.

What do you want?

Lord vader, did you install

a reactor in the prisoner

control room?

Um... Not that I know of.

Hang on one second.

Sheila, can you get me the plans

to the death star?

Okeydokey, the plans here --

Let me have a look.

Reactor, reactor, reactor.

No reactor that I can see, but

might as well put one in.

There's always room

for another reactor.

We'll send a team up to build

the new reactor.

No, not necessary.

We've got it under control.

Boring conversation anyway.

Okay, let's build this reactor.

Inform the emperor

that the jedi temple

has been sealed.

Yes, my lord.

Ani?

Ani! Little ani!

Jar jar, I am no

longer Anakin Skywalker.

These are some nice duds.

Look, jar jar, it is

very important...

That you never speak

to me again.

What'sa happen to you?

Yousa burn your face --

Aaaah!

Ani-Bo-bani!

What'sa happen to you?

Jar jar, homey, my

main man, quickly,

before the separatists attack,

get into the escape pod.

Hey, if this is

escape, then where the pod?

Yousa forgot the pod!

Whoo!

Ani, look!

Yousa not gonna believe it!

Meesa all sparkly glowy.

Now weesa gonna have all the

time to spend together.

I love you, ani!

Ani, yeah!

And toshi station is proud to

present the power converters!

Yeah!

Hey, Mr. solo.

Solo on the rocks.

You can't beat me,

I'm boba fett!

I'm the greatest

bounty hunter ever.

Yeah.

What's that, solo?

Blasters aren't fair?

Okay, dig it -- no blasters.

Didn't see that one coming,

did you?

So slow.

You thought I was over there,

but guess what.

Over here.

Yeah.

A little rope-a-dope?

Left-right-left-right!

Down goes solo.

What's that?

You want a face-to-face?

Let me just take

this bad boy off.

He's even better looking

without the helmet.

Surprise ending.

You want me to come closer?

You don't want

to fight anymore?

Your hands are up there

almost like you're begging --

Begging for a little

piece of boba.

Yeah, you like that, don't you?

You like it 'cause you're bad.

Yeah.

You dirty little smuggler.

Turn to the dark side

and join me.

I'll never join you!

You killed my father!

No, Luke,

I am your father.

That's not true.

That's impossible!

And princess Leia

is your sister.

That's not true!

That's... Improbable.

And the empire will be

defeated by ewoks.

That's...

Very unlikely.

And as a child,

I built c-3po.

And the force?

Well, that's just microscopic

bacteria in your bloodstream

called midi-chlorians.

Look, if you're not

gonna take this seriously,

I'm out.

As you can see,

my young apprentice,

your friends have --

Your friends have failed.

Now --

Now witness the firepower of --

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