Robot Chicken: Star Wars Page #3
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- 2007
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installed yesterday.
Hang on a second.
What do you want?
Lord vader, did you install
a reactor in the prisoner
control room?
Um... Not that I know of.
Hang on one second.
Sheila, can you get me the plans
to the death star?
Okeydokey, the plans here --
Let me have a look.
Reactor, reactor, reactor.
No reactor that I can see, but
might as well put one in.
There's always room
for another reactor.
We'll send a team up to build
the new reactor.
No, not necessary.
We've got it under control.
Boring conversation anyway.
Okay, let's build this reactor.
Inform the emperor
that the jedi temple
has been sealed.
Yes, my lord.
Ani?
Ani! Little ani!
Jar jar, I am no
longer Anakin Skywalker.
These are some nice duds.
Look, jar jar, it is
very important...
That you never speak
to me again.
What'sa happen to you?
Yousa burn your face --
Aaaah!
Ani-Bo-bani!
What'sa happen to you?
Jar jar, homey, my
main man, quickly,
before the separatists attack,
get into the escape pod.
Hey, if this is
escape, then where the pod?
Yousa forgot the pod!
Whoo!
Ani, look!
Meesa all sparkly glowy.
time to spend together.
I love you, ani!
Ani, yeah!
present the power converters!
Yeah!
Hey, Mr. solo.
Solo on the rocks.
You can't beat me,
I'm boba fett!
I'm the greatest
bounty hunter ever.
Yeah.
What's that, solo?
Blasters aren't fair?
Okay, dig it -- no blasters.
Didn't see that one coming,
did you?
So slow.
You thought I was over there,
but guess what.
Over here.
Yeah.
A little rope-a-dope?
Left-right-left-right!
Down goes solo.
What's that?
You want a face-to-face?
Let me just take
this bad boy off.
He's even better looking
without the helmet.
Surprise ending.
You want me to come closer?
You don't want
to fight anymore?
Your hands are up there
almost like you're begging --
Begging for a little
piece of boba.
Yeah, you like that, don't you?
You like it 'cause you're bad.
Yeah.
Turn to the dark side
and join me.
I'll never join you!
You killed my father!
No, Luke,
I am your father.
That's not true.
That's impossible!
And princess Leia
is your sister.
That's not true!
That's... Improbable.
And the empire will be
defeated by ewoks.
That's...
Very unlikely.
And as a child,
I built c-3po.
And the force?
Well, that's just microscopic
bacteria in your bloodstream
called midi-chlorians.
Look, if you're not
gonna take this seriously,
I'm out.
As you can see,
my young apprentice,
your friends have --
Your friends have failed.
Now --
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