Robot Chicken: Star Wars Page #2

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I'm tired, honey.

You're not tired.

You want to have a threesome.

I'm not tired.

I want to have a threesome.

Get me condi.

Sorry, "w."

Big Mac attack.

Yee-hoo!

Hey, hey, whoa!

What the dilly?

Saber beats rock.

What in the hell?

Who dares

disturb my slumber?

Who dares

question my... Daring

of his dare?

Jerk!

It is I, I who

freed the slaves,

I who united --

Boring.

Let's fight!

If you

strike me down,

I shall become -- wait,

let me finish!

Aah!

That'll teach you,

George Washington!

Jenna, get over here right now!

I am your father!

That's not true.

That's impossible.

My real father would let me go

clubbing as late as I want!

You little --

No, baby, I'm sorry.

Aah!

You suck!

Nooooo!

What --

Was it just a dream?

Mr, president, we still

haven't found any weapons

of mass destruction.

You have found

weapons of mass destruction.

...Hi.

We haven't.

You have.

I don't know what

you're doing.

Bring me a taco.

Yes, sir.

Tacos rule.

Cloud city will be cloudy

this evening,

followed by clouds.

Get your own tauntaun!

Your overconfidence

is your weakness.

Your faith in your

friends is yours.

Faith in yo mama.

What was that?

I said, yo mama's so

fat, jabba the hutt said,

"da-a-a-mn!"

Well, your

mother's so ugly,

she put the "ug" in ugnaught.

Yo mama fight!

Yo mama's so stupid,

she spent all day saying,

"am not," to r2.

Your mother is so

fat that Ben Kenobi said,

"that's no moon."

"That's your mama!"

Yo mama's so dumb,

she thought jar jar comes

with pickles pickles!

Your mother is so stupid,

she -- she thinks a

lightsaber has fewer calories.

I don't get it.

It's light.

Like it's light.

Like, light means that there's

not a lot of calories

and it's good... For your body.

That's how stupid

your mother is.

Yo mama is so stupid,

she went to Bangkok

to get a tie fighter.

And Luke wins!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?!

Put me down!

Come on.

What are they doing up

there all the time?

What's happened up there?

We had a slight

weapons malfunction,

but everything's perfectly

all right now.

We're all fine here now.

Thank you. How are you?

We're sending a squad up.

Negative.

We had a reactor leak here now.

Give us a minute.

Large leak, very dangerous.

There's no reactor

on that floor.

Yes, well... I talked

to Dave Johnson

in stormtrooper engineering,

and he said there

is a reactor here.

Dave Johnson?

Hang on one second.

Okay, I have Dave Johnson

on the line.

Dave, did you tell someone

there's a reactor in

prisoner control room?

No, there's no

reactor there.

I don't know what to tell you,

but I'm staring straight

at a reactor.

Maybe vader had it

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