Robot Chicken: Star Wars

Synopsis: The first of three Star Wars themed Robot Chicken parodies.
Director(s): Seth Green
  Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. Another 1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
8.2
TV-14
Year:
2007
30 min
117 Views


as lieutenant Leopold.

Vader has the satisfaction of

killing someone,

and we stay amongst the living.

Why, private Perkins over there

has been strangled over 30

times,

haven't you, Perkins?

Good man.

This is awesome!

R2, patch me through.

I want to call

Uncle Owen and aunt --

You're George Lucas!

I take it you're here for

the "star wars" convention?

I sure am.

Want to see my costume?

Um...

See?

I'm a tauntaun.

But I don't have to tell you.

You invented tauntauns.

Well, that's very

interesting.

Listen to my tauntaun call!

Nicely done.

Dear God.

My God!

George Lucas!

I love you!

Give me a baby!

Quickly, sir!

Onto my back!

I am your steed.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Dear God.

Well, um...

And I thought they smelled bad

on the outside.

Just like in the movie!

Me?

Thank you!

Thank you!

And that was the greatest day

of my whole life.

What about when I was born?

Not even close.

But with the blast shield down,

I can't even see.

How am I supposed to fight?

Ooh!

Ooh!

Damn it!

What is it?

I never get a spaceship.

I never get anything.

Should we order

some Chinese food?

I don't know, I guess.

We'll get some Chinese.

Hello, could we get, um...

What do you think, 5 million

tons of kung pao chicken?

That's good.

Yeah, 3 million pot stickers

and one order of

scallion pancakes.

Get some fried rice.

5 million tons of fried rice.

Cash or charge?

It's -- hold on.

We're just gonna gobble him up

when he gets here, right?

Yeah, of course.

Cash, then.

That mother--

I got to get that transfer to

the death star.

Mr. president, your vitals

all check out fine.

There is just one thing.

Your midi-chlorian count is

extraordinarily high.

Does that mean

that I'm one of them,

whatcha call 'em, jedis?

Not tonight.

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