Robin Williams - Live on Broadway Page #2
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- Year:
- 2002
- 99 min
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know what's going on"!
"Let's just see what happens".
Flowers were like Anne Heche
going "I'm out, I'm in, I'm out..."
"I don't know where to go"!
George came back from Japan, he went
"I went to the Coyote Conference"
- No, it's Kyoto.
- That's a very good car.
George, walk away.
And they say there's no global warming,
but right now the
North Pole is a pool.
at this point it is cooking.
It's 105 in the middle of the country,
and people come up going,
"Is it hot enough for you"?
"No, I like sweat to be rolling down
the crack of my ass like Niagra".
"I like my old man
tities to lactate, my man".
You see people in shorts and you're
going "Please, don't wear those"!
"Oh please, don't put those on"!
If you go to South West Airline
they're going,
"Sorry, you're not fat,
you're horizontally challenged".
Airlines have buy two seats.
The problem is that
they are not together.
And you have to put your
tits in the overhead rack.
People don't mind now.
We're working our way through.
All over the country
you've got weird things.
In Houston they got Enron field.
"We were gonna call it
We can't call it
"We're f***ed field"!
"Arthur Anderson put in the
chairs, they spin both ways".
And now Martha Stuart
may become somebody's b*tch.
No!
Say it ain't so!
I like to consider it more
like "severe companion".
If you only have one room, and I
like to call it my "private space",
use the light well. You have vertical
bars, don't use horizontal blinds.
Also, think of your ankle
bracelet as an accessory.
The first time she has lunch going
"You call this keesh"?
Shut up, b*tch!
You're inside now, you're mine!
All over things have been going good.
I've been to Memphis, to Graceland.
I never knew that Ray Charles
had a decorating license.
They're some severe...
have never seen daylight.
I've been to Nashville, I've heard
people sing songs like
"Take your finger outta my ass,
cause I'm leaving you behind"!
Funny ass sh*t people do now.
I'm sweatin' like crazy up here.
It's HBO, cause it's live.
People playing baseball.
You've got a good seat.
Yankees are kicking
again, way to go!
You did a good job.
It came through.
Everybody's worried about people
playing baseball on steroids.
Here's one quick way you tell
on steroids, your balls shrink
and your head grows.
So if someone steps up to the plate
with a Mardi Gras head and
Raisinettes, "You're out"!
Poor Barry Bonds!
They won't pitch to him
and when they do it,
they're trying to kill him.
He's like Yasser Arafat
of baseball.
For Jerusalem I have
an interesting plan.
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