Don't be afraid!
It's a nice day in New York, my people.
Stop! OK, go on again!
You there! Get the fuck outta here!
like you're OK.
People like to great new Yorkers: "Have a nice day, asshole!"
Fuck you, my friend! Enjoy your day!
Oh, yeah, the titties are out today!
On a hot day all the titties are out there. And God made them
And then they hit a breeze and chicken's done!
These are not like the titts in Vegas,
where even God goes: "I didn't make those!"
Fake titts are like nazis.
They don't laugh, they don't dance, they're just...
I'm walking here!
with the nipples on the top. They look like Culroy.
I'm so scared, but I can't express it.
Those are your titts, madam!
- And what's this? - Don't ask, Mrs. Trotki!
This is good news for you.
- Look, I don't have any wrinkles. - You also have no
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