Robin Williams: Live on Broadway

Synopsis: The fourth HBO stand-up special by Robin Williams.
Director(s): Marty Callner
  Nominated for 5 Primetime Emmys. Another 1 win & 4 nominations.
99 min

We can't call it: "We're fucked for you!"

Arthur Anderson put in the chairs that spin both ways.

And now Martha Stuart may become somebody's bitch.


Say it ain't so!

I like to consider it more like "severed companion".

If you only have one room, and I like to call it my "private


use the light well. You have vertical bars, don't use

horizontal blinds.

Also, think of your ankle bracelet as an accessory.

The first time she has lunch going: "You call this keesh?"

Shut up, bitch! You're inside now, you're mine!

All over things have been going good. I've been to Memphis,

to Graceland.

I never knew that Ray Charles had a decorating license.

They're some severe...

They're colors there that have never seen daylight.

I've been to Nashville, I've heard people sing songs like:

"Take your finger outta my ass, 'cause I'm leaving you


Weird shit people do now. I'm sweatin' like crazy up here.

It's HBO, 'cause it's live.

People playing baseball. You've got a good seat.

Yankees are kicking the game, way to go!

They did a good job. They came through.

Everybody's worried about people playing baseball on


Here's one quick way you tell:

on steroids, your balls shrink and your head grows.

So if someone steps up to the plate

with a Mardi Gras head and Raisinettes, you're out!

Poor Barry Bonds! They won't pitch to him

and when they do it, they're trying to kill him.

He's like Yasser Arafat of baseball.

For Jerusalem I have an interesting plan.

It's called a timeshare, like Miami, let's try that.

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Robin Williams

Robin McLaurin Williams was an American stand-up comedian and actor. Starting as a stand-up comedian in San Francisco and Los Angeles in the mid-1970s, he is credited with leading San Francisco's comedy renaissance. more…

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