Robin Williams: Live on Broadway

Synopsis: The fourth HBO stand-up special by Robin Williams.
Director(s): Marty Callner
  Nominated for 5 Primetime Emmys. Another 1 win & 4 nominations.
99 min

Than I want you to get your balls done for me, OK ?

I want you to get those big old basket balls.

So when you do the baywatch thingy, it's like...

Nothing drives a woman crazy like a big old Easter basket on

her bunny.

You go to the doctor...


Payback's a bitch ! Go for it, girls !

'Cause you went through a hard time. This whole winter was so


Temperatures were like . It was fucking weird!

The weathermen are going:

"I don't fucking know what's going on!"

Let's just see what happens.

Flowers were like Anne Heche going: "I'm out, I'm in, I'm


I don't know when to go.

George came back from Japan and went: "I went to the Coyote


- No, it's Kyoto. - That's a very good car.

George, walk away.

They say there's no global warming.

But right now the North Pole is a pool.

It is beyond global warming. At this point is cooking.

At in the middle of the country: "Is it hot enough for


No, I like sweat to be rolling down the crack of my ass like


I like my old man's titties to lactate, my man.

You see people in shorts and you're going: "Please, don't

wear those!"

Please, don't put those on!

If you go to South West Airline:

"You're not fat, you're horizontally challenged"

Big people at South West Airlines have buy two seats.

The problem is that they are not together.

And you have to put your titts in the overhead rack.

People don't mind now. We're working our way through.

All over the country we've got weird things.

In Houston they got Enron field.

We're gonna call it th Amendment for you.

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Robin Williams

Robin McLaurin Williams was an American stand-up comedian and actor. Starting as a stand-up comedian in San Francisco and Los Angeles in the mid-1970s, he is credited with leading San Francisco's comedy renaissance. more…

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