Robin Hood
- G
- Year:
- 1973
- 83 min
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You know, there's been a heap of legends
and tall tales about Robin Hood.
All different too.
Well, we folks of the animal kingdom
have our own version.
It's the story of what really happened
in Sherwood Forest.
Oh, incidentally,
I'm Allan-A-Dale, a minstrel.
That's an early-day folk singer.
And my job is to tell it like it is
or was or whatever.
Robin Hood and LittleJohn
walkin'through the forest
Laughin'back and forth
at what the other one has to say
Reminiscin'this and that
and havin'such a good time
Oo- de-lally, oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Never ever thinkin'there was danger
in the water they were drinkin'
They just guzzled it down
Never dreamin'
that a schemin'sheriff and his posse
Was a-watchin'them
and gatherin'around
Robin Hood and LittleJohn
runnin'through the forest
Jumpin'fences, dodgin'trees
and tryin'to get away
Contemplatin'nothin'but escape
and finally makin'it
Oo- de-lally, oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Oo- de-lally, oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
You know somethin', Robin?
You're takin' too many chances.
Chances? You must be joking.
That was just a bit
of a lark, Little John.
Yeah? Take a look at your hat.
That's not a candle on a cake.
Hello. This one almost
had my name on it, didn't it?
They're getting better,
you know.
You've got to admit it.
They are getting better.
Uh, yeah. The next time that sheriff'll
probably have a rope around our necks.
Pretty hard to laugh
hangin' there, Rob.
Ha! The sheriff and his whole posse
couldn't lift you off the ground.
On guard!
Hey, watch it, Rob.
That's the only hat I've got.
Oh, come along.
You worry too much, old boy.
You know somethin', Robin,
I was just wonderin'?
Are we good guys or bad guys?
You know, I mean, uh...
Our robbin' the rich to feed the poor.
Rob? That's a naughty word.
We never rob.
We just sort of borrow a bit
"Borrow"?
Huh. Boy, are we in debt.
That sounds like another collection day
for the poor, eh, Johnny boy?
Yeah. Sweet charity.
Taxes!
Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes!
S-Sire, you have
an absolute skill...
for encouraging
contributions from the poor.
To coin a phrase,
my dear counsellor:
"Rob the poor
to feed the rich."
Am I right?
Tell me. What is the next stop,
uh, Sir Hiss?
Uh, let me see, uh... Ooh!
Yes, the next stop
is Nottingham, sire.
Oh! The richest plum
of them all.
Notting... ham.
A perfect fit, sire.
Most becoming.
You look regal, dignified...
sincere, masterful,
noble, chival...
D-D-D-D-Don't overdo it, Hiss.
There.
That, I believe, does it.
a feeling of power! Power!
Forgive me a cruel chuckle.
Mm. Power. Hmm.
And how well King Richard's crown
sits on your noble brow.
Doesn't it?
Uh, King Richard?
I've told you never
to mention my brother's name.
A-A mere slip of the forked tongue,
Your Majesty.
We're in this plot together,
if you don't mind my saying so.
And remember, it was your idea
I hypnotized him, and...
Ah-ah, I know.
And sent him off on that crazy crusade.
Much to the sorrow
of the Queen Mother.
Yeah. Mother.
Mother always did
like Richard best.
Your Highness, please don't do that,
if you don't mind my saying so.
You see,
you have a very loud thumb.
Hypnotism can rid you
of your psychosis-sis...
so...
easily.
No! None of that!
None of that.
Well, I was only
trying to help.
- I wonder. Silly serpent.
- "Silly serpent"?
Now, look here. One more...
One more hiss out of you...
Hiss... And you are walking
to Nottingham.
Snakes don't walk.
They slither.
Hmph. So there.
Now, what about that for luck?
It's only a circus.
A peanut operation.
Peanuts? Why, you dunce,
that's the royal coach.
- It's Prince John himself.
- The prince?
Wait a minute.
There's a law against robbin' royalty.
- I'll catch ya later.
- What?
And miss this chance
Here we go again.
Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lally!
Fortune-tellers!
Fortunes forecast.
Lucky charms.
Get the dope
with your horoscope.
Fortune-tellers!
How droll. Uh... Stop the coach.
- Sire. Sire. They may be bandits.
- Oh, poppycock.
Female bandits? What next?
Rubbish.
My dear ladies,
uh, you have my permission...
to kiss the royal hands,
whichever you like first.
Mmm! Oh!
How gracious and generous.
Sire. Sire.
Did you see what they...
Stop. Stop hissing in my ear.
Did ya see? Did ya see?
Hiss! Oh, you've
hissed your last hiss.
Suspicious snake.
Masterfully done,
Your Excellency.
Now close your eyes
and concentrate.
Close your eyes. Tight. Shut.
No peeking, sire.
From the mists of time...
come forth, spirits.
Yoo-hoo!
Okay, little fireflies.
Glow, babies. Glow.
We're waiting. Ah... Oh!
Look, sire. Look!
Ah! Incredible.
Floating spirits.
Naughty, naughty.
You mustn't touch, young man.
Oh, how dare you strike
the royal hand...
Shh. Shh. You'll break the spell.
Just gaze into the crystal ball.
Oo-de-lally. Oo-de-lall...
Oh! A face appears.
A crown is
on his noble brow.
Oo-de-lally.
A crown! How exciting!
His face is handsome...
regal, majestic, lovable.
A cuddly face.
"Handsome, regal...
majestic, lovable."
Yes, yes. "Cuddly."
Oh, that's me to a "T."
It really is, yes.
Now what?
I, uh... I see, um...
your illustrious name.
I know my name!
Get on with it!
Your name will go down, down...
down in history, of course.
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