Robin Hood: Men In Tights Page #3

Synopsis: Robin of Locksley, known as the most skilled archer of the land, has just returned to England after fighting in the Holy Crusades, where King Richard the Lionhearted is also fighting. Robin finds that much of what he knew of England has gone to ruin, including his longtime family home having been taken away, all at the hands of the evil Prince John, Richard's brother who has assumed the throne in Richard's absence. Neurotic John is basically being controlled by the equally evil Sheriff of Rottingham, everything they doing to fatten their own coffers at the expense of the commoners and peasants. As such, Robin recruits a band of merry men to help him battle Prince John and the Sheriff, they who include: Blinkin, his blind longtime servant; Ahchoo, the misguided son of Asneeze, the man who helped him escape from prison while fighting in the Crusades; Little John, who seems to think that being called Little is only coincidental to the fact of he being a hulking man; and Little John's frie
Director(s): Mel Brooks
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
PG-13
Year:
1993
104 min
1,721 Views


Right the wrongs. End the tyranny.

Restore the throne.

Protect the forest.

Introduce folk dancing.

Demand a four-day workweek and health

care for Saxons and Normans.

Yes, yes!

Good, good.

It's getting dark, and I got

to go home alone now.

Right, right.

What an unusual child.

Where is the one

That I love most of all?

When will I hear him call

Marian, Marian?

He is the one

Who can make my life whole

Joyful forevermore

I've waited so patiently

For a true love

When will he come for me?

Where is he?

Where is he?

Where is the man

Who carries the key?

When will he be...

...with his Marian, Marian?

I cannot wait

Till he sets my heart free

Oh, when will I know him?

When will I see him?

When will I hear him...

...say "Marian, my love"?

Hurry up, mein lady!

You better get out of that tub

before that thing begins to rust.

All right, Broomhilde.

Hurry! Hurry!

It's freezing!

Button up.

You'll catch your death of cold.

These castles are so drafty.

Toasty warm.

Broomhilde, look!

A happy little bluebird.

This means I must make a wish.

I hope against hope...

...I wish against wish...

...that the heavens bring me a kind,

wonderful, gentle man...

...who possesses the key to my...

...heart.

Goodbye, my little friend.

That happy little bluebird has left

a happy little doo-doo on your hand.

Prince John, I must speak with you!

All right, everybody.

Later, later.

Later.

Sire...

...I have news.

What sort of news? Not bad news.

You know I can't take bad news.

The day began so good. I had a good

night's sleep. I had a good b.m.

I don't wanna hear any bad news.

Now what type of news is it?

To be perfectly frank, it's bad.

I knew it!

I knew it was bad news!

Wait a minute, I have an idea.

Maybe if you tell me the bad news

in a good way, it won't sound so bad.

The bad news in a good way?

Yes, yes, I can do that.

The bad news in a good way, yes.

Well, here goes.

Wait till you hear this.

I just saw Robin of Loxley.

He's back from the Crusades.

You know, he just beat the crap

out of me and my men!

You know, he hates you

and he loves your brother, Richard.

And he wants to see you hanged!

We're in a lot of trouble.

What are you, crazy?

Why are you laughing?

This is terrible news!

Well, I was just trying

to soften the blow.

Well, you blew it.

This is a knotty problem

not easily solved.

Yes, you're right.

What to do? What to do?

What to do?

Got it! Latrine!

The weird creature in the tower.

The one who predicts my future.

Oh, yes, Latrine.

Is she ugly!

Latrine!

Latrine, where are you?

I must talk with you!

It's you.

There's a new threat to my power.

What can you tell me

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Melvin James Brooks is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, composer and songwriter. He is known as a creator of broad film farces and comic parodies. more…

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