Roadside Romeo Page #2

Hey!

How about ending this

dance with a kiss?

No!

Hey come on.

just one kiss!

No!

But whenever I dance.

girls always kiss me!

Sorry.

. but not this girI.

I'm not that kind of girl.

I don't even know you.

I was rehearsing here.

you came by.

We waltzed for a bit.

You dance well.

but that's that.

Don't start getting any ideas.

But I. wait!

Dude! I love her!

ROMEO'S IN LOOOOOVE!

I'm in love. love.

love love love love.

OUCH! Dude! Love hurts!

Ay.

No discounts here!

It ain't Christmas yet.

Pay up man.

you're two bones less!

(Imitating Dharmendra)

First haircut and then shave!

O- Ho! Slick as ever!

Field clear!

Chhainu. Charlie's

sidekick here.

Run. run. run!

Silence!

Eww. Spit!

HaiI Ch-ch-charlie Anna!

Hmm. Hail Charlie Anna

. Hail always.!

What do we have here? A mirror.

Hmm. Hey Edward scissorhands.

What is this I see?

Statue?

Catch catch

You son of a barber!

Beauty Parlours.

You've started up

a new business here?

Tell me.

Do you have Charlie Anna's

permission. eh?

Hehe Chhainu,

it slipping our minds.

we are forgots.

You son of an amnesiac!

Do you remember the day today?

Friday.

It's collection day!

For Charlie Anna's

protection money!

Now look here

I am Charlie Anna's

biggest sidekick.

But I have to pay up too!

Chhainu brother.

Chhainu brother.

we were on our way to you right after

we shut shop for the day.

Of course you were baby.

Parlour!

Let me test it out for myself!

Of course sir

incoming incoming.

Your hair cut on the house!

No chargings for cuttings!

Free? This I got to see!

I like this royaI treatment.

Clean up this mess!

Hey!

Hey what's going on?

Stick it back.

And where is everybody?

Why's everyone buzzing

about this cartoon here?

Who's this ball of gel?

Shhhh!

Carefu! Romeo you have no

idea who this is!

Whoever he is,

he's still a cartoon.

Shhh! That's Chhainu.

Don Charlie Anna's right hand.

Messing with him means messing

with Charlie himself.

So we're giving him a free

haircut to keep him happy!

WHAT!

FREE?

YOU MUST BE JOKING!

No one gets a free haircut!

What were you thinking?

Who said we dole out

free haircuts huh?

No free haircuts.

GET OUT!

Shut your face ball of geI!

you don't know who

you're talking to!

You'll charge me?

You'll make me pay you bones?

If Charlie Anna so much as

hears of this

he'll use you as his personaI

poop collector for the.

. rest of your days

on this earth!

HEY! What's this?!

What do you think of yourself?

Go tell your Anna.

Romeo doesn't toss bones

in front of mad dogs!

Now, SCRAM!

Hey scissorhands.

finish my haircut at least.

makes me feeI a little incomplete!

Get out.

GET OUT!

You son of a dog. how dare you?!

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