Synopsis: Comedy that tells the story of two free spirited stoners who, after smoking some top secret pot created by the CIA in 1986, find themselves catapulted into 2016. With 30 years of their lives lost, our now balding and overweight friends use their uncomplicated enthusiasm to get their lives back on track and figuring out the modern world.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Brad Epstein
Production: Screen Media Films
Rotten Tomatoes:
97 min

we running a little low,

so you don't really know

everything silent-k

silent-w about everything

that me and him have going on.

So y-yeah.

I want you boys

out of my house.

Vamanos! Sal afuera!


Man, I think Debbie

ratted us out.

How did he know

we were stoners?

What the!



I guess Tommy gave

us the wrong address.


Do you know

where Joe lives?

I'm Joe.

You're here for herb?

You're the dealer?

I mean, you look like you

could be selling avon.

I sell that too.

Lip gloss or weed?

Make up your mind.


Wow, she really

does sell avon.

Northwest division

salesperson of the year.

What are the odds...

-Oh my god!

-Oh my, what the...

I think you guys are cops.


Yo, look w-we just

changed our minds, right?

Didn't we change our mind?

We came her for

some lip gloss.

Lip gloss. You got some...

What's Tommy's

middle name?

W-we don't know!

I swear, I swear!


I don't either.

I'm just fucking with you.

-Ha ha...


That's funny.

Take off your clothes.


Take off your clothes...

Take off your clothes.

Do you want the

weed or not?

Yeah, but why would we

need to take off our clothes?

Do I need to get my

strap-on so we can do a

few dance numbers first?

No, no!

No strap-on at all.

But, this, but

you're funny though.

Strip, ladies.

Strip, bitches.

Um, well, you know,

probably just to like make sure

we're not wired

or something?

No, man! No! No! No!

I saw this!

I saw this in my mind!

I saw this happening!

Really? You saw this coming?

The dealer was going to

turn out to be an avon

lady who would put a gun

to our head and threaten

to f*ck us with a

strap-on phallus.

Yeah? Yeah?

That was your vision?


I saw that, alright!

I knew that was going to

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