Ride 'Em Cowboy Page #3

Synopsis: Two peanut vendors at a rodeo show get in trouble with their boss and hide out on a railroad train heading west. They get jobs as cowboys on a dude ranch, despite the fact that neither of them knows anything about cowboys, horses, or anything else.
Director(s): Arthur Lubin
Production: Universal
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.1
Year:
1942
82 min
81 Views


Come here!

They don't seem

to be around here.

Well, they

went this way.

Hey, Duke.

What?

Look, a train whistle.

Where?

Right here.

Whee! Whee! Whee-whee!

Hey!

What the heck!

No, this way.

Come on.

There they go!

All right, boys, let's get movin'. Okay.

Oh, boy.

Can I help you?

Thanks, pal.

Don't mention it.

Wait a minute!

Come on, get on.

Okay.

Shh. Quiet.

Who put out the lights? Here, here.

Huh? Oh.

That was a narrow

escape. You're telling me.

You think we ditched 'em?

Look out the back and find out.

Why don't you? Look out the back door!

Why do you make me do

these things? Go ahead.

Okay. Go ahead. What are you afraid of?

Huh?

Nope.

I think we ditched 'em. Swell.

Boy, that was

a narrow escape.

What's the matter? What

happened? Hey, Duke!

Don't get excited.

We've been shanghaied.

Shanghaied?

What are you doin'

with that red flag?

Some dummy left it hangin'

up outside. Get rid of it.

What are you playin'?

A little game of poker.

Poker? That's the

one game I never played.

I don't know a thing about this game.

I'm so ignorant when it comes to cards.

Never played a game of poker? Nope.

Is this anything like dice? Well, uh, yes.

Sit down.

I'll teach you the game.

I wanna learn.

He's gonna teach me.

Sure, a friendly

little game.

First man I find cheatin',

I'll shoot his hat off. Sure.

How many chips do you want? Chips?

You gotta buy chips.

How much do I buy?

How much money have you got? I got some.

What's the matter?

What are you so happy

about? I was tickling myself.

That's enough. There you are. No tax?

I'll deal.

Where's your ante?

I beg your pardon?

Where's your ante?

She's home with my uncle.

I didn't know he knew about

my relatives. No, no, no.

Feed the kitty. Here, p*ssy. Here, p*ssy.

Get me some milk, please.

No, no. Put up like this.

I told you I didn't know anything

about poker. Did you open?

I'll stay. What'll you

do? Either raise or call.

Call who? The man that made the bet.

Hey, you! No, no, no.

Put a dollar in the pot.

Oh, silly game.

The pot on the table. On the table?

Certainly.

Will you take that off! What

are you doing? You told me to!

Hey, you, ante up.

Ante up!

Who you yellin' at? You!

Do I get in these messes.

Excuse me, please.

Sit down.

I didn't know

how big you was.

If you was a small guy, I

might've said something. Shh.

Look at the size of that

guy! Mmm-mmm-mmm. Keep quiet.

Aw, break it up and wake up

Wake up, Jacob

You can't lie

dreamin'in the sun all day

You gotta keepjumpin'

to amount to sumpin'

You gotta get out

and pitch some hay

So break it up and wake up

Wake up, Jacob

You won't be president

in that a-way

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