Ricky Gervais: Out of England - The Stand-Up Special Page #2

Synopsis: Award-winning actor/comedian Ricky Gervais' first-ever HBO stand-up special features his unique takes on such disparate issues as fund-raising, autism, fame, nursery rhymes, Nazis, moronic friends, obesity and more.
Director(s): John Moffitt
Production: HBO
  Nominated for 3 Primetime Emmys. Another 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.8
TV-MA
Year:
2008
72 min
592 Views


but recently I was asked to give a show of charity for those suffering from obesity.

"Ce?"

She answers me, "For those who suffer from obesity."

Eu...

"I referi the oamenii gra i?"

She answers me, "No, because obesity ..."

Well, actually said ... Because eating.

Tithi, Intre gustri.

IMI zice, "Boal Obezitatea this o."

No it's not, really?

Thiele just you like to eat, is not it?

No it's not, really?

How is that a disease?

Oh, if bolnav sunt ...

The ntreb "that Boal Care?"

i ea-my zice, "and a to totul of taste ..."

"-Totul?" "-Da."

"Nu salt them."

It is not a disease, is not it?

Leprosy this Boal.

May I imagini Jesus in the temple, with all patients in bandages, "Jesus, I fail face!"

"Nu pot m OprI ytd, and grsan her Treia plcint."

Grace and i always look for all kinds of excuses, right?

Spun, "Glanda East." Glanda Nu eastern, eastern lcomie, da?!

"Mari oase East."

Yes, big bones filled with meat and spices.

Complain ... Is their own guilt.

"Oh nu, m Ingra No ... uite, m Ingra No ..."

"Scaunele din avion."

"I'm not big enough for someone like me."

No, they are not.

Because if it is, I climb nenorocii only 12 people on the plane.

"Nu-i just." Ba this!

Aichi behave!

And if we're talking about is just the ticket ...

of the maximum weight of my luggage must be the same as a standard 200 kg?

Both we must toffee up to 32 kg in flight.

No, no, and he has already used 32 kg in Thathi!

Nu this Boal.

I saw a documentary when I was in England, a woman weighing 160 kg.

Because I eat 10 hamburgers a day.

Asta sigur ajut ...

Ten separate table with hamburgers and potato fries.

Ten trips to McDonald's ... Taxi!

Not even walk up there!

Risip of calorii.

A So, as those eating it to stop and jaws tied together.

So I lichidifica 10 hamburgers with fries potatoes per day.

Now eat hamburger smoothies ...

Now not even chew, to consume about 3 calories!

The khan of the, bineeles, May devine i grease.

And I decided to make that thing you Do you stapled stomach walls.

i ezat acolo and sttea to the spital,

very depressed ...

You can not eat one hour before the operation, obviously.

Parul lens, tail ...

naiba l-au tie gasit unde ...

and spun,

"Este or operaie foarte dificil ..."

"I give and singur opiune care to ever-Kai."

Una:
Jogging?

Not even walk.

Salata? Nu-Thi gustul place.

Trei:
9 hamburgeri pe zi?

It's a start, right?

Would be an appetizer for her.

We have a few people in the UK and grace.

But you, as in all areas, deinei gold medal and here.

Athi C tiga likely till the Olympics.

Am vzut un episod cu Jerry Springer ...

If Noumea "Jerry Springer salveaz cel never gras om din lume".

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Ricky Gervais

Ricky Dene Gervais (; born 25 June 1961) is an English stand-up comedian, actor, writer, producer, director, and singer. Gervais worked initially in the music industry, attempting a career as a pop star in the 1980s as the singer of the new wave act Seona Dancing and working as the manager of the then-unknown band Suede before turning to comedy. Gervais appeared on The 11 O'Clock Show on Channel 4 between 1998 and 2000. In 2000, he was given a Channel 4 talk show, Meet Ricky Gervais, and then achieved greater mainstream fame a year later with his BBC television series The Office. It was followed by Extras in 2005. He co-wrote and co-directed both series with Stephen Merchant. In addition to writing and directing the shows, he played the lead roles of David Brent in The Office and Andy Millman in Extras. He reprised his role as Brent in the comedy film Life on the Road. Gervais began his stand-up career in the late 1990s. He has performed five multi-national stand-up comedy tours and wrote the Flanimals book series. Gervais, Merchant and Karl Pilkington created the podcast, The Ricky Gervais Show, which has spawned various spin-offs starring Pilkington and produced by Gervais and Merchant.He has also starred in the Hollywood films Ghost Town, and Muppets Most Wanted, and wrote, directed and starred in The Invention of Lying and the Netflix released Special Correspondents. He hosted the Golden Globe Awards in 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2016, and appears on the game show Child Support. Gervais has won seven BAFTA Awards, five British Comedy Awards, two Emmy Awards, three Golden Globe Awards and the 2006 Rose d'Or, as well as a Screen Actors Guild Award nomination. In a 2004 poll for the BBC, he was named the third most influential person in British culture. In 2007, he was voted the 11th greatest stand-up comic on Channel 4's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups and again in the updated 2010 list as the 3rd greatest stand-up comic. In 2010, he was named on the Time 100 list of the world's most influential people. more…

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