Ricky Gervais: Out of England - The Stand-Up Special Page #2
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- 2008
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but recently I was asked to give a show of charity for those suffering from obesity.
"Ce?"
She answers me, "For those who suffer from obesity."
Eu...
She answers me, "No, because obesity ..."
Well, actually said ... Because eating.
Tithi, Intre gustri.
IMI zice, "Boal Obezitatea this o."
No it's not, really?
Thiele just you like to eat, is not it?
No it's not, really?
How is that a disease?
Oh, if bolnav sunt ...
The ntreb "that Boal Care?"
i ea-my zice, "and a to totul of taste ..."
"-Totul?" "-Da."
"Nu salt them."
It is not a disease, is not it?
Leprosy this Boal.
May I imagini Jesus in the temple, with all patients in bandages, "Jesus, I fail face!"
"Nu pot m OprI ytd, and grsan her Treia plcint."
Grace and i always look for all kinds of excuses, right?
Spun, "Glanda East." Glanda Nu eastern, eastern lcomie, da?!
"Mari oase East."
Yes, big bones filled with meat and spices.
Complain ... Is their own guilt.
"Oh nu, m Ingra No ... uite, m Ingra No ..."
"Scaunele din avion."
"I'm not big enough for someone like me."
No, they are not.
Because if it is, I climb nenorocii only 12 people on the plane.
"Nu-i just." Ba this!
Aichi behave!
And if we're talking about is just the ticket ...
of the maximum weight of my luggage must be the same as a standard 200 kg?
Both we must toffee up to 32 kg in flight.
No, no, and he has already used 32 kg in Thathi!
Nu this Boal.
I saw a documentary when I was in England, a woman weighing 160 kg.
Because I eat 10 hamburgers a day.
Asta sigur ajut ...
Ten separate table with hamburgers and potato fries.
Ten trips to McDonald's ... Taxi!
Not even walk up there!
Risip of calorii.
A So, as those eating it to stop and jaws tied together.
So I lichidifica 10 hamburgers with fries potatoes per day.
Now eat hamburger smoothies ...
Now not even chew, to consume about 3 calories!
The khan of the, bineeles, May devine i grease.
And I decided to make that thing you Do you stapled stomach walls.
i ezat acolo and sttea to the spital,
very depressed ...
You can not eat one hour before the operation, obviously.
Parul lens, tail ...
naiba l-au tie gasit unde ...
and spun,
"Este or operaie foarte dificil ..."
"I give and singur opiune care to ever-Kai."
Una:
Jogging?Not even walk.
Salata? Nu-Thi gustul place.
Trei:
9 hamburgeri pe zi?It's a start, right?
Would be an appetizer for her.
We have a few people in the UK and grace.
But you, as in all areas, deinei gold medal and here.
Athi C tiga likely till the Olympics.
Am vzut un episod cu Jerry Springer ...
If Noumea "Jerry Springer salveaz cel never gras om din lume".
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