Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip Page #2

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"But it's three in the morning."

"F*** that. I want to see it now."

And I got lawyers and sh*t. Lawyers

are some expensive motherfuckers.

And I got lawyers and sh*t. Lawyers

are some expensive motherfuckers.

I got a lawyer.

First week. The motherf***er...

brought me a bill for $40,000.

I said,

"Motherf***er. I just met you!"

And lawyers,

they don't get upset. Right?

"Goddamn it! Why is this..."

"Don't worry.

Everything will be all right."

"No, but I wanna know why you..."

"Take it easy."

And you leave there

feelin' like an a**hole.

You be goin',

"What the f*** am I yellin' about?

They calm.

I'm just facing 47 years."

Them motherfuckers will keep you

out of the penitentiary...

and out of a lot of courts.

But it's gonna cost a lot!

Some people must say.

"F*** it. I'll go to the penitentiary.

You motherfuckers cost too much.

I can do ten years in the penitentiary

and get off better...

than these 30

you're gonna put on me."

I met some lawyers, right?

I had a guy I'm suing.

A black attorney who was my brother.

Right on.

He was. It was beautiful.

My brother.

The motherf***er took me

hook, line and sinker...

on dry land.

I don't know.

I just know that this is wonderful.

Especially this suit...

that I have on.

I thought if I have a monkey,

me and this suit will be hot.

'Cause I can't wear

this kind of sh*t real comfortable.

You have to be cool. Billy Dee Williams

could hang in this motherf***er.

Me, when I wear sh*t like this.

I'm always afraid...

that one motherf***er somewhere

will say...

"What you doin' in that red suit.

You ugly motherf***er?"

I don't f*** around anymore,

since I got married.

I am married.

I don't f*** around.

That's right.

When you are married...

say you don't f*** around

it you got any brains.

My wife:
"What? Did you f***..."

"No, I was not f***ing her.

I don't care what you think you saw.

I was not f***ing her.

Now. Are you gonna believe me

or your lying eyes?

I was not f***ing her."

And my wife... My wife

has been putting up with me...

We went together six years

before the b*tch landed me.

She paid dues...

'cause I am no day at the beach.

I know I'm hard to get along with.

I know that...

'cause I might wake up

in the morning and go...

"Hey. Wake up.

What was that sh*t

you said last February?"

This is my forth, fifth, sixth marriage.

Eighth? I don't know.

But I remember every woman

that I was ever in love with.

I remember all 12 of them.

I really do.

They were wonderful.

It's just...

I've never been able to have a...

what they call sustain a relationship.

That's what it's called now.

In other words. When you stop wantin'

to be with the motherf***er, you leave.

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