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is plotting some new ambush.

Yes, I know that.

Cato?

Pay attention!

This is your employer speaking.

I am canceling the attack orders

for tonight.

Do you understand?

I know that I told you

to show no mercy...

and to attack

and to pay no attention to what I say.

But tonight--

But tonight...

I am ordering you

to pay attention!

You will not attack, Cato!

Shut up that row!

I am trying to save my life,

madam.

Obviously the little yellow slime

is not paying attention.

It's a very substantial building,

but we're doing a great deal to it.

I'm sure when it's finished,

you'll find it peaceful and delightful.

Chief lnspector Clouseau's residence.

One moment, please.

For you.

What on earth is going on?

Excuse me, madame and messieurs.

I beg your pardon.

I am so sorry.

It's still for you.

Chief lnspector.

Pardon me.

I am needed on the phone.

Hello?

This is Chief lnspector Clouseau

speaking on the phone.

Listen to me carefully.

If you want to catch

the French Connection...

meet me tonight at 11:00...

in the Bois de Bologne

near the Grande Cascade.

And come alone.

That's so obvious,

he's bound to think it's a trap.

Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound

to think it can't be a trap.

It's so obvious,

it's bound to be a trap.

That is why you will never be

a great detective.

It's so obvious,

it could not possibly be a trap.

Now, Cato, warm up the Silver Hornet.

I very much suspect...

that the Hornet is overdue

for a service...

so if you don't mind,

I'll use your car tonight.

He's driving a white Peugeot.

License number is--

By any chance,

are you going to Fontainebleau?

Well--

Wonderful!

How lucky can a girl get?

You're an absolute darling.

It's green.

It is?

The traffic light.

Generally speaking, it's dangerous

for a beautiful girl like you...

to be hitchhiking at night.

I know. That's because,

generally speaking...

beautiful girls like me

don't carry guns.

Yes, yes.

Are you saying

that you carry a gun?

I've got it in here somewhere.

It's not very big.

Watch it.

It might go off.

Only if you don't do

exactly what I say.

Listen, Miss--

Russo.

But you can call me Claude.

Pull off the road.

Oh, the old "pull off the road" ploy!

Yes. Then we will see how you do with

the old "take off your clothes" ploy.

And if you don't want

to freeze to death, put on the dress.

Never!

Suit yourself.

But the dress is an original Dior...

and you've got sensational legs.

Yes?

Oh. Good. Thank you.

Why don't you just take that

off the hook?

Won't be necessary. The great lnspector

Clouseau won't be bothering us anymore.

Hello, boys!

Am I glad to see you!

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