Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise Page #3

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- That one's full too. That's the ninth one.

Here's a thought. We're only gonna be here

five days. Do we really need a room?

Oh, wow, look at these geeks.

Man, what kind of a fraternity

lets these guys in?

Listen, Rog, I don't want these nerds

hanging around my hotel.

Buzz, relax.

These guys are history. Watch.

Pardon me. Are you guys

the Lambdas from Adams College?

- Why?

- I'm Roger Lattimore.

I'm chairman of the United

Fraternity Council. Call me Rog.

Lewis Skolnick. Lambda

Lambda Lambda. Adams.

I heard how much trouble you guys had,

how you couldn't get a room.

- You wouldn't believe it. It's been so trying.

- I bet. That's rough. Yeah.

I wish I could help you

but it's out of my hands.

You see, the manager here is a guy named

Buzz Munsinger. He's right over there.

- Hi, Buzz.

- Can you introduce me, Rog?

Well, I'd like to, but, you see,

Buzz is an Alpha like me.

- You mean Alpha Beta?

- Yeah. He doesn't want you to stay here.

You know how it is. So, I guess

you guys'll just leave, huh?

Here, I'll call you a cab.

- Wait a minute. I think I've found one.

- The Hotel Coral Essex.

"Full recreation facilities,

spacious ocean-view suites."

- Sounds great.

- Confirm it, Poindexter.

- Fantastic.

- It was a pleasure meeting you.

- I guess we'll see you at the conference.

- OK, we'll see you tomorrow.

Well, gentlemen, no point in hanging around

this dump any longer. Heaven awaits.

(Booger) Must be checkout time.

They must have had a heck

of a party here, guys.

(duck squawks)

Hello?

Hola, mijito.

Hablo ingls?

Yes, you speak English.

We have a reservation. We're the Tri-Lambs.

Oh, yes, here it is.

No problem. You follow me.

Your room is in the Ricky Ricardo Wing.

I'm Aldonza, your hostess.

If you need anything...

# You just call me

# Don't be afraid

And over here is the beautiful

Olympic-sized swimming pool.

- You be sure you shower before you use it.

- (growling)

- Didn't I just see...?

- No.

- Alejandro, scame Wanda del pool.

- (growling)

And over here is the wonderful sauna.

(coughing)

You be sure you leave it the way you find it.

And this is Damu, Mamu and Shamu.

Boys.

- Hey, dogs.

- (dogs growl and bark)

Down the hall and to the left

is the Coke... machine.

Over here is the gym.

Come on, Daddy. Wanna go

around the world with Selena?

- Yeah, let me make it good for Daddy. Ooh!

- (Aldonza) Yoo-hoo! Babies! Follow me.

Big man, you.

And over here, this is your room,

the Ricky Ricardo Suite.

Boys!

# (Aldonza) La-da-dee-dada dee-da-da-daa

Oh, don't worry. It's just a little evidence.

# Magic carpet

Now, you just make yourself at home, OK?

(all scream)

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