Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

Synopsis: Get out your white socks! This time our suave college heroes hit the road for fun and fraternity in Florida. Another opportunity for brains to triumph over brawn. How can the girls possibly resist their geeky charms?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Joe Roth
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min

(Wormser sniffs)

Is this change in climate

affecting your allergies?

So far, I'm a little clogged.

I wish I had some Hexidol.

- 30 or 50 milligrams?

- Do you have the liquid?

Coagulant or deconstrictant?

Just blow your nose on

your shirt. That's what I do.


Guys, I think that limo's for us.

- (Wormser) Sure this is for the conference?

- (Lewis) Yep.

Take this, please? Thank you.

(# "Back To Paradise" by 38 Special)

Oh, my God.

I love you!

I love you!

We're staying at the Royal Flamingo!


Hey, you missed a spot!

(braying laugh)

Hey, guys!

Hey, guys! Have a nice time!

Wargh! Get the window! Get the window!

To Fort Lauderdale.

(nerds) To Fort Lauderdale.

Look at the size of those coconuts.

- (Lewis) Gee, those are big ones.

- Wow. I've never seen anything like it.

You know, guys, I see no reason

why you all have to check in.

I mean, I'll do it if you guys

wanna hit the beach kinda early.

(Booger) Wait up!

(# "ltsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie

Yellow Polkadot Bikini" by Devo)

(Booger sighs)

(Booger) Boys, our ship has come in.

- May I help you, sir?

- Yeah, I'm here for the fraternity council.

- Ooh!

- Whoa!

- Are you OK, sir?

- I'm fine. Is my hair OK?

- Yeah. Um...

- Ooh!


- What's your problem?

- Lots of problems.

Starting with a painful childbirth, leading up

to this embarrassing, awkward moment now.

- Com...?

- Comstock. Jeffrey and Helen.

- C-o-m...

- S-t-o-c-k. Yes. That's fine.

Sir, excuse me. I just wanted to say that

that accident wasn't his fault. It was mine.

So I hope nobody was hurt.

Or will be.


And that's how we won the Greek Council.

I play the violin.

Can I get you a drink or something?

Don't go away.

- Hey, Poindexter, she got a sister?

- I don't know.

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Tim Metcalfe

Timothy Grant Metcalfe is an Australian born, Los Angeles based songwriter and producer best known for his work on Robbie Williams' Take the Crown 2012 album, with writing partner Flynn Francis. Born: March 12, 1988 (age 28 years), Australia more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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