Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise Page #2

Synopsis: Get out your white socks! This time our suave college heroes hit the road for fun and fraternity in Florida. Another opportunity for brains to triumph over brawn. How can the girls possibly resist their geeky charms?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Joe Roth
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
 
IMDB:
5.0
Metacritic:
28
Rotten Tomatoes:
7%
PG-13
Year:
1987
88 min
785 Views


- She's kinda shy.

- Yeah. I'm gonna buy her a drink.

Jesus.

Anybody know how to say

"Bite my crank" in Spanish?

"Muerde mi manubrio. Por favor."

I'm a polyglot.

I gotta buy this girl a drink.

But, Poin...

It was really cool of you

to take the blame for me.

I thought this was gonna be another in the

never-ending series of poundings in my life.

- Really?

- Yeah. People pound me all the time.

- I guess I'm a little screwup.

- That's not necessarily true.

If you believe in yourself,

you can be a big screwup.

(braying laugh)

What I meant to say was if you believe in

yourself, you can be a giant. Lewis Skolnick.

- Stewart Lipsey.

- How you doin'?

- Hi.

- I'll see you around.

- Sure.

- OK.

Two rum and Cokes, please.

Welcome to the Royal Flamingo.

May I help you, sir?

- Sir?

- Yeah? Yes!

Um, sorry. Lewis Skolnick,

of the Lambda Lambda Lambda delegation

from Adams College. We have a girlfriend.

Uh, I mean, a reservation.

Oh, no. This computer hates me.

Let me get someone who can help you, OK?

Uh, you know, I know a thing

or two about computers myself.

Um, maybe I could help you out.

Oh. Well...

I type in your name,

press "Search" and... nothing.

I spotted your problem. It's stroke technique.

- Excuse me?

- Stroke technique.

See, you have to arch your fingers.

Try that.

- Like this?

- Uh-huh.

- It worked!

- Yeah. See. Look. "Lewis Skolnick. 10..."

"Cancelled"? That can't be right.

I'm sorry, but your rooms

have been given to someone else.

We're the Tri-Lambs from Adams College.

It's really important that we stay here. I mean,

isn't there anything you can do, please?

Listen, I'm just a trainee, but let me

talk to my manager, Mr Munsinger.

- I'm sure he can straighten this out for you.

- That'd be great, uh...

- Sunny.

- Sunny.

Thanks. Sorry.

Mr Munsinger?

Excuse me. Um...

the Lambdas are here and the computer

shows we gave their room away.

- I don't want nerds staying in this hotel.

- But this poor guy has no place to stay.

Forget it. That room has to stay empty.

Why?

Fire law.

To which fire law are you referring, sir?

- Who's the manager of this hotel?

- Fred C Dobbs.

- Who's the acting manager?

- You, sir.

- Let's go three for three. Who's the trainee?

- Me, sir.

- Who's to obey the fire laws if I tell them to?

- Me, sir. Excuse me.

Now, where am l? Where were we?

Geek alert at three o'clock.

- Booger! Booger!

- Yeow, baby!

- Lewis has a problem.

- What?

He needs our help. Come on.

(growls)

Come on, Booger. Wormser!

So, how far is Daytona Beach

from Fort Lauderdale?

What?

Fort Lauderdale Men's Club, right?

No rooms available? OK, thanks.

Thanks.

- Hey, guys. How's it goin'?

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes

Tim Metcalfe

Timothy Grant Metcalfe is an Australian born, Los Angeles based songwriter and producer best known for his work on Robbie Williams' Take the Crown 2012 album, with writing partner Flynn Francis. Born: March 12, 1988 (age 28 years), Australia more…

All Tim Metcalfe scripts | Tim Metcalfe Scripts

0 fans

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 29 Mar. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/revenge_of_the_nerds_ii:_nerds_in_paradise_16884>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Watch the movie trailer

    Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

    Browse Scripts.com

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.