Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1987
- 88 min
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- She's kinda shy.
- Yeah. I'm gonna buy her a drink.
Jesus.
Anybody know how to say
"Bite my crank" in Spanish?
"Muerde mi manubrio. Por favor."
I'm a polyglot.
I gotta buy this girl a drink.
But, Poin...
It was really cool of you
to take the blame for me.
I thought this was gonna be another in the
never-ending series of poundings in my life.
- Really?
- Yeah. People pound me all the time.
- I guess I'm a little screwup.
- That's not necessarily true.
If you believe in yourself,
you can be a big screwup.
(braying laugh)
What I meant to say was if you believe in
yourself, you can be a giant. Lewis Skolnick.
- Stewart Lipsey.
- How you doin'?
- Hi.
- I'll see you around.
- Sure.
- OK.
Two rum and Cokes, please.
Welcome to the Royal Flamingo.
May I help you, sir?
- Sir?
- Yeah? Yes!
Um, sorry. Lewis Skolnick,
of the Lambda Lambda Lambda delegation
from Adams College. We have a girlfriend.
Uh, I mean, a reservation.
Oh, no. This computer hates me.
Let me get someone who can help you, OK?
Uh, you know, I know a thing
or two about computers myself.
Um, maybe I could help you out.
Oh. Well...
I type in your name,
press "Search" and... nothing.
I spotted your problem. It's stroke technique.
- Excuse me?
- Stroke technique.
See, you have to arch your fingers.
Try that.
- Like this?
- Uh-huh.
- It worked!
- Yeah. See. Look. "Lewis Skolnick. 10..."
"Cancelled"? That can't be right.
I'm sorry, but your rooms
have been given to someone else.
We're the Tri-Lambs from Adams College.
It's really important that we stay here. I mean,
isn't there anything you can do, please?
Listen, I'm just a trainee, but let me
talk to my manager, Mr Munsinger.
- I'm sure he can straighten this out for you.
- That'd be great, uh...
- Sunny.
- Sunny.
Thanks. Sorry.
Mr Munsinger?
Excuse me. Um...
the Lambdas are here and the computer
shows we gave their room away.
- I don't want nerds staying in this hotel.
- But this poor guy has no place to stay.
Forget it. That room has to stay empty.
Why?
Fire law.
To which fire law are you referring, sir?
- Who's the manager of this hotel?
- Fred C Dobbs.
- Who's the acting manager?
- You, sir.
- Let's go three for three. Who's the trainee?
- Me, sir.
- Who's to obey the fire laws if I tell them to?
- Me, sir. Excuse me.
Now, where am l? Where were we?
- Booger! Booger!
- Yeow, baby!
- Lewis has a problem.
- What?
He needs our help. Come on.
(growls)
Come on, Booger. Wormser!
So, how far is Daytona Beach
from Fort Lauderdale?
What?
Fort Lauderdale Men's Club, right?
No rooms available? OK, thanks.
Thanks.
- Hey, guys. How's it goin'?
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