Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 Page #3
I bet I know what it is.
- You do?
- Well, of course I do.
Don't worry, honey.
Someday you'll find the right boy.
( CHUCKLES )
The right boy, yeah.
And don't you worry,
he won't be some deadbeat
goat sucker like your
stinking father,
that twat.
What's that?
Looks like
foreshadowing?
Dinner's at 7:
00.It's tuna.
Please, God,
get me out of this
Tromaville hole.
Ugh.
( YAWNS )
( FARTS )
Nooo!
Kevin. Kevin.
No.
Macaroni.
I'm calling
But no one will be hearing...
Attention, students,
due to a recent outbreak
of jock itch and rectal rashes,
all members of the boys'
wrestling team
to him immediately.
( PLAYING AND SINGING OUT OF TUNE )
Amazing
Grace...
How sweet...
Attention, students.
Now I know you're all
looking forward
to today's luncheon
Super Duper Taco Tuesday
Spectacular,
but it's come to my attention
that there's a blogger out there
by the name of Lettuce Lover 69
and they run the blog called
Pollution Nerdz.
I have checked in on this
Pollution Nerdz blog
18 times this month.
Now this blog is spreading
a lot of slanderous lies
about Tromaville High
and Tromorganic Foodstuffs Inc.
They also have
a very bad attitude
towards conservative
principles in general.
( SOBS )
Now I'm all for free speech.
Otherwise why would I put out
these thought-inhibiting
announcements every morning?
But these lies about
contaminated, cheap
and 98% Plasti filler
tainted foodstuffs
are just malarkey.
Have you seen my duck?
His name is Kevin.
( SNICKERS )
Oh.
LAUREN:
Have you seenmy missing duck?
SANDUSKY:
Can a duckfill you up like Jesus?
What kind of god
allows an innocent duck
to go missing?
Hey, there's that snotty rich girl.
- Hey, Twinkie.
- Hey!
Ah!
What a rich,
stuck-up b*tch.
Why won't anyone go out with me?
Yo, did you hear
Principal Westly's announcement?
Are you gonna take down
Pollution Nerdz?
Yo, Jeraldo!
Caw-caw!
Caw-caw!
take down her blog?
Hell, no. So I stay full steam ahead
with Pollution Nerdz
and let's sally forth.
Gertrude Stein was a rich
slacker bullshitter
and her so-called poetry stunk.
And please don't even go there
with Sally Forth...
another sexually repressed
who had boring adventures at work
and at home with no vibrator.
You deserve your own
PBS special.
- You know what you deserve?
- What's that, Henry Gates?
Two feet shoved up
your f***ing...
Guys, my mom made me
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