Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 Page #2
Here comes the new girl.
Oh.
( GRUNTING )
Hey, new girl,
look at these titties.
They're bigger than yours.
You want to go
to the prom with me?
Where you going?
What's her deal?
I don't know, but she is hot.
She's a rich b*tch.
How the f*** would you know,
micro phallus?
Attention, students.
Please empty all items
into the plastic tray
before passing through
the metal detector.
We've gone three days
without a shooting.
Let's keep it up.
Come on.
She lives in Tromaville Heights.
My dad sold her family
their McMansion,
kind of like the one
you live in,
Marilyn McManson.
You twat.
Thank God for Zoloft
and thrift stores.
Would you pull this, please?
( GRUNTING )
Please, please, please,
let go, let go, let go.
Come on, guys, let's go.
- Oh.
( WHIMPERS )
The pope retired.
F*** you.
- ( GRUNTS )
- Oh.
I am so sorry.
I really didn't...
A brownnosing little rich girl
late for intramural Ping-Pong?
Ping-Pong is on Wednesdays.
Today is Monday.
though, Miley Cyrus:
You are a brownnosing
little rich girl.
Looks like Mommy and Daddy
won't be able to save you
from a beating this time.
You know what?
Some of us
actually have plans
for our future
that don't involve binge drinking,
trailer parks or food stamps.
- Ow! F***!
I'm gonna get you, rich girl.
Ow.
LAUREN:
Kevin, I'm home!
( QUACKING )
I love you, Kevin.
and having a duck as a pet.
( QUACKING )
CHRISSY:
Okay, time to check my blog
and see how many eyes
I've opened up
with my investigation
of Tromorganic Farms.
OMG!
18 whole page views.
What a month.
I'll need more bandwidth.
Here are some exclusive photos
from member
Deeper Throat.
Not only does Tromorganics
secretly mix in
what appears to be
sweetened wallpaper paste,
but the contaminated groundwater
is everywhere.
( YAWNING ) The contaminated...
contamination...
um...
Cyber malaise.
Tiredness.
Horniness.
Where is that one site
with that chick that looks like
Angelina Jolie in "Gia"?
Jackpot.
All aboard the skin boat
to tuna town.
- ( MOANING )
- Vagina, vagina
Vagina in the sky
Vagina, vagina
Vagina in the sky...
- Vagina
In the sky,
now every night...
Is everything okay in here, dear?
I heard crying.
Yeah, Aunt Bee.
I'm just feeling a little...
Now that you mention it.
No, that's not it.
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