Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1

Synopsis: Return to the Class of Nuke 'Em High follows a young couple that are up against the school glee club. Unfortunately, the glee club has mutated into a gang called The Cretins. When the other students begin to undergo mutations, our couple must solve the mystery and save Tromaville High School.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Lloyd Kaufman
Production: Anchor Bay Films
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
40
Rotten Tomatoes:
57%
NOT RATED
Year:
2013
85 min
$4,735
Website
9 Views

Yes. And I'll see you

in Havana.

Yeah, I'll get the hookers.

Don't bring Michelle.

- Something wrong, boss?

- Everything is fine.

You just pay attention to that slogan

the spinmasters gave us:

"Propagation is health."

"Propagation is health."

And make sure... make sure those

students at Tromaville High School

are loving it!

Are loving it!

- Oh, man.

- What do you want?

This Plasti taco mix foodstuff

don't look right, boss.

Well, you want to go green,

don't you?

It looks green to me.

( LAUGHING LOUDLY )

Get over here, you bastard.

Give me my milk.

Give me that.

Give me that.

Ah!

( WOLF HOWLING )

( MOANING )

You were 17...

( GRUNTING )

( YELLING )

Do I look ripped, babe?

Oh, yeah.

- ( EUGENE PANTING )

- Yeah.

Oh-ho-ho-ho.

What's he gonna do?

- What's he gonna do?

- What's he gonna do?

- Ohh-hh.

- Ohh-hh.

( EUGENE MOANING )

Uh, Eugene.

Eugene.

Uh, Eugene.

Eugene. Eugene!

( GASPS ) What is it?

Uh, it's that time of the month

and it's a horror movie

down there, so...

Again?

That's what you said last week.

You know, I have toxic shock

syndrome from all the tampons.

And I got a headache, so...

Look, Chrissy,

I think you're super sexy

in a butch kind of way,

which is weird, because

what does that say about me?

But we've been talking

about having sweet, sweaty,

dirty, kinky, really weird,

fucked-up teenage sex

in my big, blue,

white-cream-leather-seat

El Dorado for months now

and this is all I get?

You have to be kidding me!

( SCREAMS )

( PANTING )

At least you broads

won't let me down.

( GRUNTING )

Oh, I really need to get

another subscription.

( GRUNTING )

( GROANING )

Argh!

Oh, you're missing out.

You're really missing out.

You have no idea.

Argh!

Look out, Tromaville High.

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