Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave Page #2

Weed to speed,

Skeet's got what you need.

Maybe our next life.

Cody.

We need your help.

There's something

I got to show you.

So, do you have any

idea what it is, Code?

It looks like an atomic beer keg.

Well, it was my parents' attic.

I think it was my uncle's.

Maybe it's candy, you know,

like a big metallic piata.

You're not laughing, man.

Will you get serious?

Look, can you just take

it back to the chem lab

and try to figure out

what it is?

Okay, I can do it.

Don't tell anyone.

All right, I'll take a look at it

first thing in the morning.

Or I can drop everything

and check it out right now.

Jeremy is about

to pack up anyway.

Thanks.

There's no telling

who may be looking for this thing.

Control said it was

2509 Buckingham Avenue.

What is this place, anyway?

The residence

of the late Charles Garrison.

If there are any more canisters,

they are probably hidden here.

I have good feeling about this one.

Yeah, my old friend,

it's about time Aldo Serra

finally gets what he has

coming to him.

Once we go home heroes,

there's nothing more

than p*ssy, discotheque,

caviar, and a swimming pool

with a big slide.

Here.

Yep.

How we gonna get in?

You, my friend,

are partnered with a trained professional.

There is no barricade built

these skillful hands cannot penetrate.

Capisci?

Eh, Comrade?

Thanks.

Cody will find out

what's going on.

Don't worry.

I know.

Hey.

Hey, you guys got to see this.

Gino, my man.

I think we've hit the jackpot.

I can taste

the champagne already.

You had better

believe it, brother.

Here. Take picture.

Well, welll, well,

aren't you a shutterbug.

I found it. It's my picture

you should be taking.

Well, take mine first

and then I'll take yours second.

Gino, do I have to remind

you that I outrank you?

All right, all right,

give me the camera.

Well, come on, what

are you waiting for?

Looks like somebody's

been here before us.

The President won't be happy

until we recover all the missing units.

So what is this thing?

They say the obvious answer

is usually the answer.

So Jeremy and I figured out

that the liquid we're hearing inside this thing

could be some polystyrene

or napthalene-based compound.

Napalm.

Right.

But then again, there were

no sign of those components whatsoever.

So I went to my second hypothesis here,

which is maybe this could be some kind

of chemical agent container.

Nerve gas.

Right.

But then again, there were no signs of nitrogen

or bisulfide, so that ruled that out.

Okay...so what is it?

Funny you should ask, Julian.

Whatever this thing is contains traces

of methylene and petroleum-based ether.

And even a larger amount

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