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a bush or something.

We'll make him like a shadom

mystey figure.

All he has to do is...

is fool the poisonous snake.

Poisonous snake?

What poisonous snake?

The one that bites you.

- Bites me?

- Yes.

I mean, except he won't.

Neavis knocked it out.

It's an unconscious poisonous snake.

We're just gonna

fake the attack on you.

Neavis is gonna,

uh, pull it on a string.

And Derek, you work with me!

You sure the snake's asleep?

He looks dead to me.

I think Neavis overdosed it.

Neavis, you have to pull the string

around a bit.

You have to make him look like...

Do I have to do eveything myself?

I am losing control here.

Eveybody quiet!

I hate you all.

Roll camera.

Speed.

Advent Outdoor Wear

presents Advent's Wild Safari,

Snake Attacks Wild Goat,

Take One.

On your knees goat!

And action Neavis,

bring in the snake.

This is great.

You getting all this Mickey?

It's a steaming pile of art.

And - Action Johnny Reno!

Oh look,

here comes the eastern

diamond back rattler.

One bite from this little bugger

means instant blood boiling agony

and eventual screaming death.

Hah! I like the little bugger.

The snake actually looks alive. He...

- Is he awake?

- Ah, it's awake.

Guys, I think the snake woke up.

lmprovise.

My string broke.

Ah, god. Now we got a snake

Iost in the grass.

Oh god!

We'll fix it in post.

Keep rolling. Keep rolling.

- On what?

- Just - coverage.

Did you hear that?

I heard it.

I think we're gonna need

a bigger goat.

Keep rolling. Go with it.

Reno, the goat has poison

venom in him.

Go over there and suck it out.

Wait a minute.

The snake bit him in the ass.

Now that would be interesting.

I don't think this is good for me.

I need to ask my agent. Stella!

I'm, I'm right here.

No way. No way Jose,

you're not doing it.

I mean, just think of those pictures

on the internet.

I mean, oh my god

there goes your career.

Yeah. Maybe she'd like

to direct a scene, huh?

Reno, would you please

drag the poisoned goat's

lifeless body to safety?

Yeah, that's okay.

Clear the set!

Action Reno!

Come on. Come on.

Come on little goatie.

Come on little goatie, I got you.

- Clear?

- Here you go.

And cut! That's a keeper.

Do you have to smell like a goat?

Yeah, we're missing crew members.

I can't reach them on the cell.

Who cares? We're insured.

Send an intern and call lunch.

All right, eveybody

that is lunch! Intern?

Sam, there is no reason to yell.

Think about people's feelings.

Ah, lunch. That sounds good.

- No.

- Wanna stay?

We can't leave now.

We haven't been paid.

- You're an intern?

- I'm reinventing myself.

Great. Okay,

you know Hector and Bobby?

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