Retour Du Grand Blond, Le (The Return Of The Tall Blond Man With One Black Shoe) Page #2
- Year:
- 1974
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...is the murder weapon.
-The weapon will be in Paris in a week.
Send in Prince and Charmant.
-Yes, sir.
The minister, please.
For colonel Toulouse. Yes.
You're going to Rio, tomorrow morning.
Hello, minister?
Sorry to disturb you,
but I just heard...
...some bad news:
the Tall Blond Guy's dead.
Yes, minister,
dead on a mission.
Dead on a mission?
Ah, my God!
Repatriate the body.
-What?
Repatriate the body.
Excuse me?
Ah, that's a very good idea.
Yes, minister.
I'll make the arrangements.
That's the cherry on the cake.
He wants to give him the legion of honour.
To whom?
-To the Tall Blond Guy, posthumously.
He wants me to repatriate the body
and to write his obituary.
He wants an emotional ceremony
for the super agent.
He's a megalomaniac, the Big Log.
-My God.
What are you doing there?
You should have left by now.
"No, Franois Perrin,
you didn't die for nothing."
You don't have to judge him.
Just write the obituary.
"Franois Perrin,
dead on a mission in a foreign land...
...heroic soldier in the shadows,
secret defender of our liberties.
France admires you..."
-Don't you think it's a bit much?
No, it's not too much.
It sucks, but it is not too much.
Franois Perrin, you seemed eternal.
Sh*t!
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you...
...happy birthday to you, Franois,
happy birthday to you.
Damn.
-Wait, wait.
Oh, look!
My God.
Come, Christine.
Come, come.
Stay here. I'm going there.
"No, Franois Perrin,
you didn't die for nothing."
The relatives of the Tall Blond Guy.
-Ah yes.
Thank you, sir.
-It's better without a moustache.
Why a man?
-We couldn't find an old woman.
With the veil, there's no problem.
-Alright.
Brothers in arms will carry the coffin.
-Very well.
The brothers in arms!
Turn right.
-Perfect.
Perfect. And the priest?
-Lon!
Yes. Hello, sir.
What's that?
Yes. We'll find a better one, sir.
Yes? What?
Well, do what needs to be done
and do it quickly.
He's not dead.
-What?
Charmant is in hospital. He got a
champagne cork in the head.
We'll bury him anyway.
It's better if he's dead.
Well, that's not easy...
for the zapata, is it?
Christine! Christine!
Franois! Franois!
-At the beach.
Ok. See you later.
Do you love me?
Oh, yes.
-I love you too.
She's cute, isn't she?
She's my wife. Are you married?
-No. -Neither are we.
Well, not yet, but we will.
Because she loves children.
And so do I. We want children.
Children are cute. I love them.
Do you have children?
-No.
Ever since I was young, I've
been around children. Lots of cousins.
My grandfather also liked children.
So did my dad.
All the family love children.
That's us. It's a cult.
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