Rest for the Wicked Page #2

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photos of your brother.

Something we can blackmail him.

He'll never bother you

again, I promise.

They have cars, we have bikes.

We cut through the woods.

I'm not interested. Whatever!

Why don't you go ask them

if you can hang out?

I Please, a bunch

of prissy snobs.

Tell me if they ever make fun of you.

Thanks, Doctor Freud. (Wrong pronunciation)

They think I'm a lesbian, just because

I don't wear prada or get a tit job.

Are you?

I'm not a lesbian, dick!

Sam!

By the way it's "Freud"!

(correct pronunciation)

So Jake, you enjoy your last

day at the mother nature?

You know you're missing

Spring Equinox Festival.

Yeah, but you know me, Bob.

I'm not so good with people.

The town is buzzing about

that missing Drake kid.

Her mother claimed she was

taken right from a window.

You know what that means?

You know, if they just

tear down that stupid

house, this whole witch

legend, will die with it.

Yeah, tell me about it.

The police think the

estranged father took

her for the weekend.

So listen... right in a couple of hours...

You'll have...

Bob?

Bob?

Bob!

A piece of sh*t.

Who's out there?

Are you okay? You

need some help?

Jake? Jake, are you there?

Yeah, Bob. I'm here.

You all right, buddy?

I've been out here too long. Way too long.

I'm starting to hear things.

Jake? Jake? You still there?

There's steak for dinner in the freezer.

Listen, I want you both to stay in tonight.

Zack, anymore screw-ups, I'm not gonna pay

for your community college next year.

You with me? Are we clear?

Dad, for the fourth time, we clear.

I'll be back at noon tomorrow.

I love you guys.

I love you too.

Keep the doors locked.

Why don't milk it a little

bit more, you p*ssy?

At least I care grandpa died.

I care, I just don't use it as a crutch.

F*** you!

You're supposed to stay home! That

little b*tch told you, didn't she?

Hey, let me tell you something.

You say anything to anybody,

and I'll post that picture

that I get you jacking

off in the bathroom.

All over the internet.

What picture? Are you not in the bathroom

a couple nights ago, just... whacking it?

Like you don't do it. Yeah,

it's better than you do.

Just inbreds like you

with no friends. Pretty

worth of it, it's all on Facebook.

Okay?

I wish it was you that died!

Likewise.

Likewise.

Where'd you up to? Just

coming home frome my shrink.

She said you can be a

real a**hole sometimes.

I A shrink said that? Yup.

She's right.

It doesn't matter. We

have plans tonight.

Take your camera. I wanna

blackmail his ass. Excellent.

My mom's been drunk since this morning.

So she won't even know.

We'll grab some sleeping bags.

We camp.

Unless you're scared

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