Repulsion Page #4

it's me!

Carol!

Please answe...!

I'm running a business here

Carol, not a rest home.

You can't just disappear for 3 days.

Are you sure...?

I mean...you're not in any trouble?

No, I'm not.

I'm really...

But surely you could have phoned?

Well what is it?

Mrs. Shaw Taylor wants to see you.

All right. I'll be with you in a minute.

Carol, I can't help you if you

won't tell me what's the matter.

Well...

Hhh!

...well, one of my aunts

came to stay very suddenly...

Oh-h. I was back at work 2 days

after I had my first baby.

If you're going to vanish

every time a relative appears,

we might just as well

put up the shutters!

I'd better go see what

that old b*tch wants.

Now you get back to your

work; I'll talk to you later.

And Carol...

- do something about your hair.

- Yes, Madam.

Out!

I should have your luck

getting off early.

Come on, cheer up!

Don't look so miz!

You know, you really

don't look well...

Is it a man?

A man?

Well, I thought maybe that

smooth boy, what's his name,

was making you unhappy.

You know, the one I've seen you with.

Are you in love with him?

I'm not in love...with anyone.

Well, what were you up

to the last three days?

Nothing. I stayed at home.

Oh well! That's enough to

drive anyone up the wall!

You ought to go out. Go

to a movies, or something.

- Oh I'd love to!

- Well that's it then!

Do it!

We saw such a funny Chaplin

film at the Classic last night.

What was it called?

I thought I'd die laughing!

He was so hungry he wanted to eat his shoes.

- No!

- Yes!

He pretended the laces were spaghetti!

And there was this huge

great big fat man...

...who wanted to eat him!

- What?! Him?

- Yes!

He wanted to eat Charlie Chaplin.

He thought Charlie was a chicken.

- A chicken?

- Yes!

And the chicken walked

like Chaplin, too.

You know...

Roger laughed so much I

was quite ashamed of him.

You should see it though to cheer you up.

Still keeping her legs crossed?

It's getting you down, you know.

The old, old story...

Not till we're married, darling.

I wouldn't waste your money.

She seems a dead loss to me.

I mean, don't let her

being foreign fool you.

They're all the same these bloody

virgins, they just tease us, that's all.

She seems to have old Colin

nicely steamed up, though!

She gets a big thrill out of it.

You tell her; she'll soon strip off.

When I want your advice I'll ask for it.

Ah! I do believe the old lad's in love.

- What about that, then?

- Another good man gone.

I think your friends are

going to have to help you.

Why don't you, um...

take her over to Reggie's pad one evening?

Here, steady on, John!

Oh, Reg'll lay something

on, won't you Reggie?

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