Reno 911!: Miami Page #2

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## [Singing]

- Three days of fun in the sun.

- Why did they invite us?

They invited us this year...

because...

they invited everybody.

- I'll take it.

- So they had to invite us by default. Yes!

[Whooping]

Group hugs. Group hugs.

- I'm gonna pass out.

- We get to stay in a hotel and everything?

- Yeah.

- We do get to fly first class, right?

- [Laughs]

- Come on.

[Williams]

Flyin'in style.!

We, um-

We are not flying-

####[Man Singing In Spanish]

I'm pooping.

- [Screams]

- Aah!

- Oh, Christ, I was dreaming.

- Why was your hand on my dick?

I was dreaming that I was driving,

uh, in the Indy 500.

Oh, God! Oh!

####[Continues]

####[Fades]

- Can we go look at the guns?

- Yes, go look at the guns.

I'm gonna get our passes.

Let's all regroup here in 90 seconds.

Oh, my God.

That's the Aspen Sheriff's Department.

Sheriff Wagner.

- Wrong bar, buddy.

- No, no, s- No, sir. Uh, I apologize.

I'm in my, uh, civilian rig.

- You probably remember me from your-

- Name?

Dangle. Lieutenant, uh, uh, Jim-

uh, James Ron Dangle.

Uh, I sent you my rsum and-and some stats

and a couple of letters of recommendation.

- Yeah.

- And, um, about eight or maybe

even nine times actually.

- There were nine.

- Yeah. And you didn't get 'em, I guess.

We got 'em.

Uh, we pass 'em around.

- We have a pretty good laugh.

- [Chuckling]

I didn't believe you were real.

Here he is, guys.

This Dangle thing, I swear to gosh-

We thought it was a joke.

- I haven't seen one thing-

- Mm-hmm.

- In your file-

- Sure.

That would indicate...

our want of you.

So, thanks.

No, thanks.

- I'd love to change your mind on that.

- No, thanks.

Just want to press the- Okay.

Hi. Yeah, could you step away

from the helicopter, please?

Yeah, ma'am, I was just

explaining how I used to fly these...

- during the Marine Corps back in '82, '85.

- Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

Is there someone above you?

You, can I talk to you?

- There's, um- Is there yelling?

- Who are you?

Hi, I'm, uh, Deputy Assistant

MayorJeff Spoder.

- And you're-

- Hi. LieutenantJim Dangle,

Reno Sheriff's Department.

- Lieutenant Jim Dangle,

Reno Sheriff's Department.

- Is his name in the system?

I did it several times.

He is not in the system.

- Trudy did the reservations, right?

- I will do it again.

- You did a name and city search?

- Or not.

- There's no Reno.

- There is a Reno.

- I am aware that there's a Reno.

- We have an airport.

- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

- Get him!

- Here we go.

- Go and do it, Trudy.

What the f***?

- I don't like yelling, okay?

- If you won't give us our laminates...

- can we have at least, please,

our hotel room keys?

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