Reno 911!: Miami

Synopsis: A rag-tag team of Reno cops are called in to save the day after a terrorist attack disrupts a national police convention in Miami Beach during spring break. Based on the Comedy Central series.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Robert Ben Garant
Production: 20th Century Fox
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
84 min

- Ready?

Ow! Shit! Whoa!

Can we all shoot

at the same time?

You point and you shoot.


- Let's shoot at the same time?

- Shoot at the same time.

Okay. That's the only thing that

sort of makes sense.

- One.

- No, I got Dangle's gun. Mine's out too.

- Is yours out?

- Two-And then that way, we-

we'll never know who did it.

Don't start a count

and then stop.

- Oh, sorry.

- Yeah, it's like a execution. Nice.


- Sorry. My bad.

- [Dangle] What the f*ck?

One, two-

- What? I didn't know-

- Okay, on-

- Okay, on-

- Ah!

- What?

- I'm out.

- Am I out?

Oh, I wasn't out. Sorry.

I thought I was out!

- They fit that little midget guy.

- Aw, he's shittin'.

- Should I call the newspaper and

have 'em come take our picture?

- No!

You do one on both legs.

I have applied, uh...

nine times...

to the Aspen Sheriff's Department.

Um, I'll tell you this in-

in, uh, the utmost secrecy.

L-I just don't think I can

do it in this town anymore.

You know, Reno's really a lot

like Mayberry on the TV...

except that everybody's on crystal meth

and prostitution's legal.

- [Banging]

- F*ck you!

- Ah, morning, gang.

- Morning.

So, the trustees were

up in the ducts all weekend...

and there should not be...

too many more squirrels up in there.

So that sound that we were all hearing

should, uh- should be gone.

- [Squeaking]

- I hear it.

- No.

- I knew they didn't get all of'em.

- Want me to get it, Jim?

No more shooting in here.

Have we not been over that?

- Yes. No, we have.

- We don't shoot in here ever, right?

When do we shoot?

When is it okay to shoot in the building?


- Hey!

- Hmm?

Guess what, guys?

We... have... been invited...

to the American Police

Convention in Miami Beach!

- Oh!

- Oh!

- Is this a joke?

- What?

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Robert Ben Garant

Robert Ben Garant (born September 14, 1970) is an American screenwriter, producer, director, actor and comedian. He has a long professional relationship with Thomas Lennon, from their time on the seminal sketch-comedy show The State, the cop show spoof Reno 911!, and numerous screenwriting collaborations. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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