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Hot.

She's quite a cheap little slut,

but she can suck me off.

That cheap little slut is my niece.

Let me see.

Spot 292 is yours.

Faggots.

Jesus, what a morons here.

At least we're comfortably close

to the toilets.

And that's a good thing?

- We will see all ladies come by.

Do you know how this works?

Dude, hold on.

Can't you guys do some shopping?

Dude, check this out.

Are they tired from eating each other?

- Dude.

You really watch loo much porn.

- You should go to them.

Why me'?

Because you're my wingman.

- But you're my wingman.

I saw those chicks first,

so you're my wingman.

What do I say?

- Use some pick-up line or something.

Dude, that's way too cheesy.

It's not about what you say,

but how you say it.

But how?

Show confidence, homie.

If you believe in yourself,

then those chicks will believe in you.

They're watching.

You're showing confidence.

Sure.

Good.

Then you can go yourself.

I'll back you up later, okay?

Okay, IKEA boy.

Dude, what do you want?

I was wondering if you guys...

...believe in love at first sight.

Or do you want me to walk by

one more time?

Let me guess. You want to have a threesome

and you only need two more girls?

Or did you come to ask how we wanted

our eggs:
fried or fertilized?

Look who we have here.

Humpiy Dum pty.

- Is he bothering you, ladies?

I was just looking for the toilet

and I asked...

But you can use our toilet?

Thanks, I'll keep looking.

- No, no.

Dudes...

- That way.

Well, I...

- Go ahead.

We're all dudes together, right?

Thanks man, but I no longer need to pee.

But you need to wash yourself.

I had those chicks in my pocket,

but those guys saw me as a threat.

A what?

- A threat.

I was a threat to them.

A threat, you mean.

Have you turned gay or what?

I thought you'd buy vodka?

- This was on special offer.

The fourth came for free.

Why do we always have to booze it up'?

Dude, you're acting like a p*ssy already.

- Dude, I'm drinking, alright.

We're always hammered

before we even meet a chick.

You have to find that sweet spot

between being brave and hammered.

The D-spot.

But how do you know where it is?

That's a matter of training.

You have to drink a lot and often.

Alright, homies.

I had them printed.

The black one is for anal sex.

Listen, you f*ggot.

This man won't do it with a condom.

You won't?

- No.

Wait until you have chlamydia

and you have to be seated all day...

...while your balls are covered

with festering spots.

You won't dare go to the pool,

because people will see...

...scabies running on your upper legs.

Faggots.

Can't we go to some other place?

Want some?

Hello, ladies.

Hi, man.

- Hi, Mike. Come on in.

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