Removal Page #2

BUSES RUNNING #

# AIN'T GOT TIME #

# AIN'T GOT TOME

TO WASTE, NO #

# BABY, YOU'RE SO BAD,

BABY, YOU'RE SO BAD #

# BABY, YOU'RE SO BAD, BABY,

YOU'RE SO BAD #

# BABY, YOU'RE SO BAD,

BABY, YOU'RE SO BAD #

# BABY, YOU'RE SO BAD, BABY,

YOU'RE SO BAD... #

Female voice:

In 2/10 of a mile

Turn right onto

Cheswick Park Road.

F*** YOU, LADY.

F*** YOU AND MIKE

FOR SENDING ME OU

IN THE MIDDLE OF

GODDAMN NOWHERE.

(beeps)

Woman on intercom:

Hola.

HELLO? I'M HERE WITH

MAHONEY'S CARPET & FLOORS.

(static crackling)

I'M HERE FOR THE FLOORS.

CAN YOU--

CAN YOU BUZZ ME IN?

(sighs)

(door alarm dinging)

(doorbell rings)

HOLA.

HI THERE.

I'M HERE TO TAKE A LOOK

NO COMPRENDO.

- NO.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

HOW TO SAY "SPANISH"

TO THE EAR.

NOT EVEN TO THE EAR.

YES, OVER TO THE EAR.

OH, TO THE REAR.

YOU WANT ME TO MEET YOU

AROUND BACK?

ADIS.

OKAY.

FOR THE-- THE--

THE TRACKS.

OH.

THANK YOU.

S.

AQU, POR FAVOR.

SO YOU WANT ME:

TO JUST WAIT HERE THEN?

HEY, RIGHT HERE?

(clock chiming)

Woman:

I CAN'T VERY WELL

AND LEAVE OFF:

THE MASTER SUITE.

Man:

THEN TRY ASKING NICELY.

Woman:

HENRY, YOU'RE BEING

Henry:

WHAT'S COMPLETELY

IS THAT I'VE NEVER

TAKEN YOU TO MY BEDROOM.

HOW ABOUT WE MOVE THIS

TO MY OFFICE:

WHERE I CAN PLY YOU

WITH ALCOHOL:

AND SEE WHERE:

IT GOES FROM THERE?

Woman:

WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?

Henry:

SHE'S NOT IN THERE EITHER,

THE MISTER-- HE COMES.

- Henry:
I'LL MEET YOU

IN THERE...

...IN 20 SECONDS OR LESS.

- ARE YOU THE GUY?

- YEAH.

YEAH, OF COURSE YOU ARE.

YOU'RE ALSO LATE.

SORRY, I CAME FROM

ANOTHER JOB IN THE CITY.

THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

WHERE IS YOUR-- YOUR GEAR?

WELL, USUALLY I SURVEY

THE JOB FIRST,

THEN I FIND OU WHAT GEAR I NEED

AND I GO OUT TO MY VAN

AND GET IT--

A LITTLE SYSTEM:

I GOT WORKED OUT.

- HOW'S THA WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

I'M SURE THIS IS

JUST THE BEGINNING

OF A LONG AND:

FASCINATING CONVERSATION

CHOCK-FULL OF THE CRUDE

JARGON OF YOUR PROFESSION.

UNFORTUNATELY, I AM

ENGAGED AT THE MOMENT.

SO WHY DON'T YOU

SHOW YOURSELF AROUND?

AND I'LL GET TO YOU

WHEN I CAN.

COOL.

I MEAN, AWESOME.

Woman:

SO DID YOU DO IT?

Henry:

UH, DID I DO WHAT, KIRBY?

Kirby:

HENRY, I KNOW

THE ESTABLISHED RULES

OF THE GAME DON'T APPLY,

BUT FOR THE REST OF US

WHO HAVE TO SCRAPE I

THE SITUATION:

IS A BIT MORE--

HOW CAN I PUT THIS?

--SERIOUS.

STOP IT.

YOU'RE BREAKING

WHERE IS SHE?

- WHO?

- YOUR WIFE.

OH RIGHT, THAT.

UH, WELL, SHE WAS HERE,

BUT NOW SHE'S NOT.

SHE'S AT HER BOOK CLUB.

IT'S A LONG BOOK CLUB.

THEY-- THEY TALK ABOU A LONG BOOK.

AND IT'S REALLY FAR AWAY.

SO SHE'S NOT GONNA BE

BACK UNTIL LATER--

MUCH MUCH LATER,

SO LATE IN FAC THAT SHE MIGHT NEVER

AND YOU AND I CAN JUS LIVE HERE TOGETHER.

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