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I mean that's what
I'm here promoting... doubt.
- That's my product.
- Right.
The other guys are
selling certainty, not me.
I'm on the corner
with doubt.
So, Dr. Collins,
you are a brilliant
brilliant scientist,
the head
Now here's what's
so puzzling is that you are
the one scientist...
the one famous scientist anyway...
who's also religious.
Explain that to me.
if you look at the evidence,
the historical evidence
of Christ's existence is overwhelming.
What evidence?
I mean, I've never even heard
anyone propose that there's evidence.
There's been proof
that there's a Jesus.
- That's been proven.
- That hasn't been proven.
How you figure that one?
When I read the New Testament,
it reads to me
as the record of eyewitnesses
who put down what they saw.
You know
they weren't eyewitnesses.
- They were close to that.
- No.
Within a couple
of decades of eyewitnesses.
- Okay.
- Would that stand up in a laboratory
as absolute foolproof evidence
that something happened?
You are setting up
a standard for proof
an almost impossible standard to meet.
No gospel tells us what he was
doing when he was a young man.
You know,
we see Jesus as an infant
and then we kind of pick up
the story when he's 30.
an awkward teenager...
big Jewfro,
bad at sports.
Here I am!
The records we have
are all gospels.
Gospels are not history.
Gospel writers never met Jesus,
neither did St. Paul.
No one who wrote
about Jesus ever met him.
How can you go back
into the prophets
and the prophets specifically
specifies that certain things...
Well, first of all,
the New Testament came after
the Old Testament. We agree to that?
I agree to that,
but that doesn't mean anything.
All it means is the people that
wrote the New Testament
read the Old Testament
and then made the prophesies fit.
They can't make it fit
if something didn't happen.
Of course they can.
Then you're saying
the Bible is fictitious?
- I am.
- Can't be.
I am.
We do all know that
those texts don't match.
Yeah, sure.
Would you expect them to?
I'm surprised that things
that are very important to the story
like the virgin birth
isn't in all four of them.
Wouldn't you really expect
that kind of discordance when you're
thinking about the way in which
these documents came into being?
But you'd think if you were
one of Christ's biographers,
that would be sort
of an important thing not to leave out.
Oh, God,
he was also born of a virgin.
They don't notice the virgin birth.
You know, I think that is something
if you were any sort of reporter
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