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Oh fu..

Get back!

I promise I'll aim

better next time.

You're f***ing mental!

Really?! You're not

the first to notice.

I'll find you!

I'll f***ing find you!

And when I do..

I'll cut of your f***ing balls..

And when you f***ing eat them..

I'm gonna pull them out of your

f***ing a**hole with this hand!

You f***ing fat c*nt!

Oy?!

Is this what you

were looking for?

What?

Don't play silly

puppets with me!

You wanted your play with

his ring didn't you?

Well, as it happens..

I've grown quite fond of it.

I think I'll just adopt to it.

I'll think of it

as a present!

F***ing knew.

You f***ing snake!

Come on! Come on!

Move! Move! Move! Now!

Move! F***ing move!

You come and investigate,

you're the police.

I'll call you back.

Mickey start the van!

Wait, what happened?

Drive! Just f***ing drive!

Now wait a minute.

- Move!

- All right!

Shittin' Jesus Christ.

What was all that about?

Nothing Mickey.

- We're all good.

- Good?!

How can it be good Johnny?

I heard a f***ing gunshot!

Need to clear your

ears out mate.

Probably just been foy.

Oh f*** off Ben!

Calm down Mickey.

Girls just..

Got a bit upset, that's all.

But we got you a present.

Piss off with your presents!

Are you sure about that?

Don't think you want me f***ing

around with your future.

What is that?

Problems with your

eyesight, lad?!

Oh f***! No!

No! No! No! No! No!

What did you do Johnny? Eh?

What the f*** did you do?

Set you up mate.

Tell me you're just having

another laugh, all right?!

Tell me that this is

just a f***ing wind-up.

Not really.

I know you're pissed

off now mate.

But please

just try to calm down.

You tell me to calm down

just one more time

I will f***ing end you!

Look at it, we always said

we were to start it new.

Now we can. All of us.

We're sorted.

Whose money is that?

Look at it as a long-term loan.

With payment optional.

Who saw you? you?

As far as I'm aware, no one!

You're in the clear mate.

And by the time those

guys sort themselves out,

we'll be long gone.

Gone?!

Gone where?

Malaysia my friend.

Sunshine. Paradise is

just around the corner.

And we've got a place for you.

If you're willing to join us.

Sh*t!

This is f***ing real?!

You really are all just the

sneakiest, f***ing donk sh*t, right?!

You're right Johnny,

you clever bastard.

Nobody did see me.

So I weren't there.

Just so we're clear?!

I didn't do anything!

You don't know me.

And I don't know you.

Any of you!

And if I ever see you again.

You're f***ing dead!

I'll kill ya'll!

His name's John.

I don't know his last name.

That's all I know Paul, I swear.

Believe me.

I know I f***ed up, I

f***ed up big-time Paul.

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