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OH.

HEY:

(singing indistinctly)

GONNA WAKE UP...

NOW THAT WE FLAUNT THE TRUTH

AND UNDERSTAND US

(muffled groans)

(banging noises)

(AnGELa) NO MORE...

(sighs)

(singing indistinctly)

NO MORE QUIET INSIDE...

THREE MINUTES TO GO.

YEAH. (scoffs)

THANKS.

YOU SHOULD GO IN ANYWAYS.

YEAH, NO, THOUGH, 'CAUSE,

UM, 'CAUSE I'M SCARED OF HER,

SO, YEAH.

BESIDES, ANG-ANGELA

NEEDS HER TIME.

WELL, YOU CAN WAI IN MY ROOM,

AND THAT'S NO A PICKUP LINE OR ANYTHING.

I LIKE:

BIGGER GIRLS.

OH.

OH. I-I MEAN,

THAT'S, YOU KNOW, UM,

I'M FROM NORTH CAROLINA.

OH.

HEY, WHAT YA HIDIN'

UNDERNEATH THE TOWEL?

AH, OW.

NOTHING FOR YOU.

HEY, YOU'RE COMIN'

TO THE SCAVENGER HUNT, RIGHT?

OF COURSE.

I'M SUCH A JOINER.

OW.

OH, HI.

I'M JUST WAITING

FOR MY...

GOD, YOU ARE SO LOUD.

ROOMMATE. (clears throat)

DID I INTERRUPT SOMETHING?

NO.

GAVIN, YOU STAY.

I- I-I CAN-I CAN TAKE CARE

OF THE-THE WINK-WINK

AND THE NUDGE-NUDGE...

(laughs) MYSELF, MAN.

BYE.

(scoffs)

I SHOULD GO. BYE.

SHE'S SHY...

AND KIND OF A FREAK.

(chuckles)

HE IS SO PAINFULLY

INTO YOU.

(chuckles)

I KNOW.

PLAYING HARD TO GET?

UM, NO, I AM HARD TO GET.

THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

(laughs)

I... I'M JUST-

I'M-I'M UNDATABLE.

(scoffs)

TRUST ISSUES.

(water running)

(squeaking sound)

(clinking sounds)

AAH!

THERE'S SOMEBODY IN THERE!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

THERE'S-THERE'S SOMEBODY

IN THE BATHROOM.

OKAY.

THERE'S SOMEONE-

(Tim) WHAT'S WRONG?

JENNY SAW SOMEONE

IN THE BATHROOM.

ARE-ARE YOU SURE?

IF SHE SAYS SHE IS,

SHE IS.

YOU TOLD ME:

I COULD GO IN NOW.

(laughter)

(sighs) OH.

ARE YOU OKAY?

(laughs)

(sighs)

(scoffs)

SOME PEOPLE ARE JUS TOO HIGH-STRUNG.

(indistinct conversations)

HEY, JENNY.

OH.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHAT? WHAT?

WAIT. LOOK, I'M SORRY.

YOU ARE A CREEP.

I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW

IT WAS YOU.

WAIT, SO YOU WANTED THAT GUY

TO WALK IN ON SOMEBODY?

HE'S LONELY.

(scoffs)

I KID. I JOKE.

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

YOU'RE DISGUSTING. YOU'RE

SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE.

IT'S WELCOME WEEK.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PULL PRANKS

AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

OKAY, WOULD IT HELP

IF I SAID THAT I AM SORRY

THAT I TARGETED YOU?

BAD JUDGMENT CALL. WHAT?

UM, NO.

I'M A DICK.

I CROSSED THE LINE.

I AM SORRY. I-I WON' DO IT TO YOU AGAIN.

AND WHY SHOULD I

TRUST YOU?

I PROMISE NOT TO BE A DICK

AGAIN, SO SAFE, RIGHT?

CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU?

HOW?

THERE'S STILL TIME TO SIGN UP

FOR THE SCAVENGER HUNT.

(chuckles)

YOU'LL MA-

YOU'LL MAKE NEW FRIENDS,

AND, HELL, IF YOU WIN,

YOU WILL ERASE THAT-

THIS WHOLE PARANOID

REPUTATION THING.

BYE, TIM.

OKAY, I'LL CATCH YOU

LATER ON. BYE.

HEY, GUYS, SIGN UP

FOR THE SCAVENGER HUNT.

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