Reckless Kelly Page #2

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three years Royal British Commandos.

Served with distinction special

forces-- intelligence branch.

At your service,

Vis-a-vis the Kelly problem.

That's very impressive, Major.

Thank you, Sir John.

I had the pleasure of being

on duty at Buckingham Palace

the day you got your knighthood.

Oh, really?

Yes. Rah-rah poo-poo, sir.

It's about time we had a man

of your particular talents

working exclusively for us

in the field of corporate banking.

If you'll pardon the pun, sir,

I plan to make a killing.

Thank you. That'll be all.

Please, Major.

Now, what do you make of this?

It's a toweling mat,

commonly used on the top

of Australian hotel bars

for the absorption of beer spillage.

Looks like some sort of a rodent.

Is it a rat?

It's a kangaroo, sir.

The Glenrowan Hotel.

It's in a national park

called Reckless Island.

No wonder the police

can't track them down.

According to this, it's

a remote wilderness.

Kelly would know that island

like the back of his hand.

At the first sign of armed aggression,

he'd vanish into the bush

and pick us off like flies.

Yes, you're right.

Major, the one thing

you'll learn in business

is that almost anything

can be achieved

by having good political connections.

Miss Twisty, draft a confidential fax

to the department of national parks.

Tell them that the bank will be acting

as the Sole Agent for the

sale of Reckless Island.

Right away, Sir John.

You can't sell a national park.

Wib?

I'm going to turn Kelly's hideout

into a... japanese tourist resort.

Met down by the jetty landing

Where the...

The others rated standing

Like Scott of the Antarctic

Base camp too far away

She don't like

That kind of behaviour

She don't like

That kind of behavior...

For a Kelly, getting shot

was an occupational hazard.

But I guess over the years

we must have developed

some sort of natural tolerance.

Unfortunately, I still had to spend

a heck of a lot of time

digging out bullets.

Good morning, ma'am.

How may the bank help you?

I'm taking out a loan.

Oh, my God.

It's the Hollywood Outlaw!

Aah!

Don't kill me.

I've never killed anyone.

I only shoot guns

from the hands of those who would...

Prefer to see me dead.

Now, hand over the money.

I've got some shopping to do.

Freeze, lady!

Stay right where you are!

I regret the day

I let you put a video store here.

All you and that dog ever do

is watch that same dumb movie.

Hey! We were watching that.

I'm getting shot to pieces,

and for what?

We got the biggest turnover

of any bank robbers around

and we still can't afford

to fix the pub.

Using stolen money for our own benefit

would be against every principle

upon which the Kelly Gang

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