Recep Ivedik 2 Page #4
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- 2009
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At 25 he didn't even have a single hair
under his arms, the idiot.
He buys 3-4 packets every day.
You ask him what he does with them?
You ask him, is there a girl? No.
What he does with all those,
I don't know. Probably makes them into balloons
and launches them.
Pear, banana, avocado, aubergine.
Hey, young man.
Yes boss.
Since this morning, all I've got are
complaints about you.
Really?
What complaints?
About everything. Heck, someone even wanted
to beat you up.
Go on, get out of here quick,
and hand in your ID.
I'm firing you, get out.
Listen, it's me who's resigning, ok?
For God's sake... Go on, hurry up.
Go on? Go on?
I'm gonna stuff this leek down your throat.
- F*** you!.
- I'll make you eat this leek.
F*** off out of here, you mental case.
I've never seen such a headcase in my life,
what a nutter!.
Finally, when the guy told me
to hurry and all that...
...that made me mad, so I handed in
my resignation, and I left.
Lord Almighty, as if they'll eat up your resignation.
You resign and feel so proud of yourself.
Do you know what you've done?
I'd rather not say what I think of you right now...
I won't let them trample on
my honour and my pride like that, ok?
If you had any honour
or pride you'd still be working.
Alright then, tomorrow I'll try
the medical sector.
Ah yes, you try that.
And see if you can kill anyone while you're at it.
Go on, get out.
Actually, come, let's play a match.
I need to f*** you up at PES
to get you thinking..
At PES?
Come, get up.
You look very sure of yourself.
I am very sure of myself.
I'll give you a thrashing.
Come on then, we'll see who beats who.
Oy, don't put that there!
What does it matter?
How many times have I told you
That's my precious trunk you're sitting on again,
it's more valuable than you are.
Good God, look at that
you made me spill my soup!
I will kill you, don't do that.
My God, what a tackle, you f***ed me over there,
look at that.
Go on, start.
Who shall I play with,
which team is that?
You're gonna be Inter?
Good morning.
My God! An enormous buffalo!.
Oh excuse me,
I panicked a bit.
What do you have?
Are you pregnant?
Was it external fertilisation,
what is it?
I'm constipated.
- Since when?
- 7-8, maybe 9 days.
I can't imagine
the state of your bowels!
The smell, the excess gas!.
The stench, it flows through everything.
My stomach is gone!
It must be chronic diarrhoea...
Ah, you're panicking, as well you might.
It's a very painful disease.
Look, first the vessels of the
umbilical partition will die...
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