Recep Ivedik 2 Page #3

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Even if you stopped eating for

three months you wouldn't die.

Don't bother giving me the money.

Curse you, you fat, selfish, stingy bastard!

Don't worry about paying, you dirty,

selfish cheapskate.

A selfish cheapskate who doesn't share.

Bastard!

What, are you crazy or something? Is this

how we treat our customers?

What's more,

you ate the guy's pizzas!

But I needed to eat,

did you want me to die?

You're a funny guy.

The man wanted to make a formal complaint.

I had such difficulty dissuading him.

Boo hoo, I'm scared,

I'm pissing myself scared.

I'm firing you.

Hand in your uniform and get out.

F*** you, I quit.

Here, take this.

I'll have it.

Here's your machine. Whoops, it fell

out of my hands.

- I'll take that.

- Take your pizza as well.

- And take your helmet too.

- Go away, scram!

What kind of guy are you?

F*** off!

- I'm going to break your mouth.

- Get out of here!

Come my friends, get in single file.

This way my dear.

Now everyone put your hand on the

shoulder of the person in front.

Oy put your hand up, redhead.

Put your hand there.

Good, now you'll stay

in single file. Like a train.

This is Cash Express here.

Just like the Anatolia Express,

I want to see all of you.

Hey, be disciplined.

Look at that, too many calories.

Yes, unfortunately.

After you eat that like an ogre

you won't be able to get yourself up.

Sit in your armchair all day, and wonder

why you weigh a hundred kilos?

Today I get a bunch of donkeys.

What can I do?

Take your bags, give me the money.

You fat b*tch.

You gave me too much, take the extra.

I know what I gave.

Okay, I'll put your change

in the tip-box.

Your salt! You forgot your salt.

In the evening, your husband will say

the food has no salt, go away.

Welcome.

Ah grape molasses, eh? Tahini, eh

big boy? Very good.

Motex love... Well, well big boy.

Some man on man action tonight or what?

Where is my squirrel?

Where is my caterpillar?

You're having a mixed salad

this evening? There's a match tonight, huh?

You'll be smuggling some meat tonight?

What meat smuggling?

Yes, you've taken extra large as well.

Isn't this too big for you now?

I heard you had a tiny willy.

Isn't it going to be too big for you?

If not, you could wear it on your body instead.[Laughs]

I'd better pay and go quickly.

Ha, he says he's got a match tonight.

That's 10.70.

But I'll charge you 20.70.

Go on, get out you rascal.

He's having a melee tonight.

Listen, don't use the

menthol flavour, it burns.

And keep your strength up in your dick.

Like that.

[Makes motor sounds] Like an engine.

Ok big boy? Tatak tatak.

Bravo to you.

He lives in my neighbourhood.

He didn't go into puberty until the age of 27.

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