Recep Ivedik Page #2

Was like a movie.

I didn't understand the animals.

First I dug into myself.

I tried to understand myself

but in vain.

That dude is a mile high.

Guys, I'm starting to feel hunger

and my gustral juices flow up.

- Do you have the same?

- Nope.

Got any chocolate?

Look around a little,

maybe you have some.

Yes or no?

Yes or no?

Let's stop somewhere

so that I can get some chocolate.

They are hilarious.

I've never seen such a bunch

ofjerks.

- Hello, brothers.

- Welcome.

You got any chocolate?

No. We got beans.

Wanna eat?

I could eat even you,

Super Mario.

Get some beans.

What is that?

Not so fast, mate.

Are you a member of the

Karaambar Truckers community?

Karaambar?

I'm not. So what?

- Then you can't eat those beans.

- Why is that?

Only our members can take

benefit of our facilities.

I'm not taking benefit of anything.

I just want beans.

Serving beans is the most important

privilege for our members.

Jeez, I've never seen

a place like this.

I want to be a member too.

Prepare the backside. I'm going

to make a new member entry.

Watch out or a new member

may enter you.

Behold, two valiant stepped up

on the ground...

Both are equally renowned.

Come on, wrestlers.

Wheels roll with

prayers and tears...

...surely shall win,

one of these two bears.

Recep leads by one.

Now that we have a draw.

It's time for the final crawl.

Mahmut.

Recep, now take your chance.

Blow over the bottle

with your flatulence.

Here you are, brother Recep.

Your member card.

From now on you can always

get beans at Karaambar.

God bless you, chief.

Next week we're opening a gym

in the backyard.

Don't forget my movie house.

We'll do that too. Next year.

Bravo.

I've got a long way to go.

Is anybody headed for Antalya?

I'm going that way.

Let me give you a lift.

It will be a pleasure.

Good bye.

Life fucks!

- Brakes are for wimps!

- Move on brother Recep.

I only complete with the airlines.

Long live, brother Recep.

Roads end, sorrow prevails.

If I say I'll be back

I willl.

Thank you, bro.

Otherwise I'd end up stranded here.

There are all kinds of bastards

crooks, rapists...

...killers, perverts.

I'm glad you joined me.

The road is long.

It's hard being alone.

I'm glad too if it's fine for you.

- Are you single?

- Yes. And you?

I'm single too.

We share the same faith, huh?

You know, no woman is

tough like us.

You got a point.

They're all fake and lies.

They don't like me. I never met

a woman that got along with me.

If I were a woman, I'd let you

take me at first sight.

I'd let you take me too.

If I were a women

you'd be the first to take me.

Usually you'd find women

pictures here...

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