Real Time Page #5
# Fly at night
till we're satisfied #
# See the morning
from the other side #
# And when you close your eyes #
# When you fly the universe #
You want to hear my
one in a million hole in one?
Yeah.
All right.
About five years ago,
back when I was still living
on the east end,
I wake up one morning,
and I have got the feeling
like I've never had it.
I got the f***ing King Midas
going big time.
Like, I knew it,
knew it, knew it, knew it,
knew I was gonna
rip a big win that day.
And I had this voice in my head
that just kept saying,
"Go to the track.
"Go to the track, Andy.
Go to the track."
'Cause there was this 80 to 1
long shot called Egyptian Fin.
Egyptian Fin?
Egyptian f***ing Fin.
I was sure she was gonna win, right?
And I-I just got paid.
I had this stupid
f***ing construction job,
and I was prepared to bet
on Egyptian Fin.
I-I thought I'd be up
around 30 grand or something.
Only problem is, the track
didn't open till lunchtime.
So I got f***ing five hours to kill.
Anyway, idiot over here
gets so excited,
I smoke the whole f***ing pack
Part of me's saying,
"Hey, just sit tight.
"Stay here.
"Wait till the track opens.
"Don't risk going out there
and wasting that luck
on something stupid."
But I figured
maybe I can just run
to the corner store,
grab a pack of smokes,
and run right back.
Of course, I got f*** all
in my fridge,
so I grabbed a bottle
of ice tea while I was there.
Motherf***er.
What?
I crack open the ice tea,
and it starts to make a noise.
What kind of noise?
Like, music, like, some f***ing
reggae sh*t or something.
And-and I call up
the tea company.
I'm like, "Excuse me,
my tea's making music."
And the woman
on the phone says,
"Oh, congratulations.
You've won the grand prize."
You know, and I'm thinking,
"F***ing A, validation.
"I knew it.
Today was the day."
I-I felt so happy.
I was so f***ing happy.
Well, what'd you win?
Well, she goes away for a little bit.
She has to check something
on the computer.
I hear-
Comes back on the phone
and says,
"Sir, you've won
And I'm like,
"You've got to be
f***ing shitting me.
"I hate boats.
"I hate the water.
I- I don't even really like
the sun that much. "
I asked her if I could-
if I could sell it, please.
She said, "No."
It was, like, nontransferable
or some sh*t.
And what happened to the horse,
you know, Egyptian Fin?
Finished dead last.
Oh, well, you see?
There you go.
It saved you from losing
your paycheck.
That was lucky, wasn't it?
You really don't f***ing
get it at all, do you?
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