Ready to Rumble Page #3

Synopsis: Two dimwit sewage workers watch their hero, WCW wrestler Jimmy King, get screwed out of the World title by wrestler Diamond Dallas Page and evil WCW owner Titus Sinclair. They embark on a quest to help their hero win his title - and honor - back. Features cameos by lots of WCW wrestlers.
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Brian Robbins
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.3
Metacritic:
23
Rotten Tomatoes:
23%
PG-13
Year:
2000
107 min
Website
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- Hell, yeah!

- Page vs. King!

Diamond Dallas Page!

It's time, folks.

It's finally here.

King vs. Diamond Dallas Page.

Come on, Diamond Dallas.

Take it like the punk b*tch you are!

The King of Rock

is holding court tonight.

Here's the reigning WCW Heavyweight...

...Champion of the World:

Please welcome Jimmy King!

Behold the King!

Yeah, baby!

All night long.

Here comes Jimmy.

Look at that. With all the majesty

and flair befitting a true king.

Hello, Cheyenne, Wyoming.

We're gonna rule some ass tonight!

I want to welcome you

to the royal ass-kicking...

...of Diamond Dallas Page!

You wanna see me make

Diamond Dallas Page...

...one of my ladies

in waiting tonight?

You wanna see me take

Diamond Dallas Page...

...down into my dungeon...

...and make him my medieval

puppy-dog b*tch tonight?

Yeah! That's what I thought!

- I'm the...

- Sing it, man!

I'm King of Rock

There is none higher

Sucker emcees just call me sire

To rule my kingdom

You must use fire

I won't stop rocking till I retire

I love that sh*t!

Look and listen

to this capacity crowd...

...and the reaction we would

expect for Titus Sinclair...

...who's in the ring.

Glad you made it.

- Boo!

- You suck, Sinclair!

For chrissake, Titus,

you're hogging my spotlight.

Your spotlight?

I invented you, you idiot.

This is mine.

You seem to have forgotten that.

Count your money, midget.

You know, Jimmy...

...you're still the same dumb trailer

hitch I discovered 14 years ago.

I just want to have

this final moment together.

The bell sounds

and the battle is underway.

What, Elvis? Won't be on time

with the rest of us?

Traffic, baby, traffic.

Come on, come on!

You're not too good today, King.

- What you got?

- Hammerlock, baby.

Good God!

The King's showing

what's made him the champion.

Ready?

Good sound effects.

Double neck-breaker.

Both men are down!

What a vicious move that is!

King goes for the cover.

He's trying for an early win.

He didn't get it.

- Three!

- You do your job, I'll do mine.

Okay, Pagey. Hip toss, baby.

Oh, did you see that elbow?

Down goes Jimmy King!

What the hell was that?

Jimmy's in trouble!

This is as vicious as we've

ever seen Diamond Dallas Page!

- What are you doing?

- Get out of my face!

Why?

Boss's orders, fat boy.

- Kick his leathery ass!

- Destroy him!

And Jimmy King is not done yet!

A pair of shots from King

has DDP on the defensive.

See you!

He broke the table!

Oh, my goodness!

King down on the floor,

trying to get up to a knee.

Come on, fat boy.

Let me help you back in. Come on.

Out of nowhere, Jimmy King with a

foreign object to the head of DDP!

King mounting the corner.

I think he's gonna

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