Ready to Rumble

Synopsis: Two dimwit sewage workers watch their hero, WCW wrestler Jimmy King, get screwed out of the World title by wrestler Diamond Dallas Page and evil WCW owner Titus Sinclair. They embark on a quest to help their hero win his title - and honor - back. Features cameos by lots of WCW wrestlers.
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Brian Robbins
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
107 min

Come on, let's bounce.

Wrestling's for dirtbags

and lily-pickers.

You'll be back.

The badge'll be waiting!

- My dad sucks, man.

- At least you got one.

Right, sorry. It's just that he's

always on my ass about getting a job.

I mean, he's making me

take that cop exam.

- You have a job.

- I know.

I should decide what

I want to do with my life.

- That's right.

- Like Jimmy King says:

"This is America.

I can be anyone I want!"

He actually says,

"I can beat up anyone I want."

- Really?

- Yeah.

But who cares, bro?

What's tonight?

Monday Night Nitro!

Live, baby, live

Live, baby, live

This'll be awesome.

It'll be out of control.

Page vs. King

and it's not a pay-per-view?

Oh, yeah!

Hey, sh*t-boys!

How's the sh*t work?

Excuse the mess.

My aim's a little off.

I've been using the jackhammer.

All done. We did it.

Good job, Gordie.

You too.

Little too much coffee for me today.

- Don't do it.

- What?

Don't "what" me.

You know what. Don't do it.

- Friends don't do it to friends.

- Okay.

If you do it, Jimmy King'll

get hurt tonight. Don't.

Don't worry. I won't.


Nothing can hurt Jimmy King.

Stop it!

Gordie, stop it, please!

I'm gonna kick your ass!

Make it stop!

Sorry, man, I couldn't help it.

Sean, are you okay, man?


Couldn't help it?

I can't help delivering a suplex!

Get off me!

Welcome to EZ Take-Out Burger.

How may I help you?

Sean wants Brittany's taco,

with cheese all over it.


I should have smelled it was you.

What do you guys want?

Hi, Brittany, I'm sorry.

Can I please have...

...a cheeseburger maxi-meal...

- And a Brittany bare-ass buffet...

- Please! Please!


He said that he wanted the Brittany...

Stop it!

- Did you say...?

- We'll pull up now.


Why don't you just ask her out?

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