Ready to Rumble Page #2

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How does my hair look?

Is it the Finesse?

You're driving a truck of ass-juice.

Don't worry about your hair.

I cannot deal with these losers.

I'm gonna work with the cheese.

Hi, Gordie.

- Sean.

- Hi, Wendy.

- Where'd Brittany go?

- She switched to cheese.

Sean, you think King's gonna put

a hurting on Diamond Dallas Page?

Yes, I most certainly do.

Hey, Brittany! How's the weather

in there? Cold today, hot tamale?

Leave me alone, loser!

Au corvair. Would a loser

have two tickets...

...to Monday Night Nitro,

live from Cheyenne, tonight?

Yes.

Brittany, listen.

Let's go out again.

We'll go out.

We won't talk about wrestling.

We'll talk about us...

You should give up on Brittany.

No way. She's my dream girl, bro.

Come on.

Well, what about Wendy?

She digs you.

No. She's too much

like one of the guys.

- That's bad?

- That's gay.

Right.

Look what I made.

Oh, wicked.

No. It stands for something.

W-W-K-D.

"What Would King Do?"

When I got a problem

and don't know what to do...

...I look down, and I look at it

and I think:

What would King do?

Man, that rocks.

I made two.

That rocks hard, man.

Mrs. MacKenzie!

Ready for that big match tonight?

Oh, yes, boys. Jimmy King is gonna

b*tch-slap Diamond Dallas.

We're gonna be there.

We're going.

Get me a T-shirt.

A really tight one.

That's gross, Mrs. MacKenzie.

Freeze!

Your sister shot her first perp today.

That's nice, Gabby.

She put one shot in his right buttock.

Just doing her job.

That's great. See you guys later.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You better be back by 11.

You got a police admission

seminar tomorrow.

I've given that a lot of thought...

See you at 11.

Kid, move your fat head!

I can't see!

Sorry, Uncle Billy said

they were good seats.

Uncle Billy sucks!

He lost his right nut in Nam.

Kick him in his left nut

when you see him. These seats bite!

Hey, if you only have one left...

...is it still your left nut?

Let's get closer.

King's coming up.

Nitro girls, dead ahead.

There's Chae. She's the best.

Do not concur.

Sasha is the best of the best.

How you doing, Booker?

How you doing, boys?

Look, King's late again.

I don't know what to do.

I'm so sick of this sh*t.

- What's the finish?

- The finish is gonna be...

He'll pile-drive you, crown you,

and he's gonna get the win.

Works for me.

I'll tell the King.

Nice to see you, Billy.

Dallas, I want to talk to you.

Forget what I just told you.

Remember I told you

I'd take care of you?

Tonight's your night.

- Tonight?

- Tonight.

Works for me, bro.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...here we go with tonight's main

event for the WCWheavyweight crown.

Page vs. King! Page vs. King!

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