Ready Player One Page #3

What about you, Art3mis?

Goddess of the hunt.

Fans must be killing

to sign you up.

- Favorite shooter?

- Excuse me?

James Halliday's favourite

1st person shooter.

- What?

- Oh, the GoldenEye.

- Playing as...?

- Oddjob. Is this a test?

Favorite game variant?

Game variant " Slappers Only ".

No weapons.

I know what Slappers only means.

- Racer?

- Turbo.

And his favourite food was hot pockets.

His favorite restaurant

was Chuck E. Cheese's.

Song was " Video Killed the

Radio Star" by The Buggles.

Video is "Take on Me" by A-ha.

His favorite quote

was from Superman.

"Some people can read 'War and

Peace' come away thinking it the..."

a simple adventure story.

Others can read the ingredients on

back of a chewing gum wrapper...

"and enlighten the secrets

of the universe."

Lex Luthor.

Cool!

What would you do if you won?

The whole contest I mean.

I mean, I have got tons of

plans in the real world.

I would move into a huge mansion.

Buy a bunch of cool sh*t.

Not be poor.

Now I know why you stopped short.

I stopped because of Kong.

No one ever makes it past Kong,

that's like a rule.

Well, then you know

it can't be true...

Because Halliday hated making rules.

- I can not afford to zero out.

- You're afraid of lose your sh*t.

No I'm not.

What happens when IOI offers you

guaranteed coins for

the keys to the kingdom?

Nolan Sorrento takes

over the world.

A real gunter would risk

everything to save the OASIS from IOI.

- Who said that?

- Me.

There you go, good as new.

Thanks for the fix-up, my man.

That's better.

I will see you from

the finish line...

McFly.

- That went well.

- Thanks to you, captain big mouth.

Wade?

Wade!

- Where the hell are my gloves?

- Sh*t. I got to go.

X1. When I am off to going on Planet

Doom, I need every edge I can get.

Every push, punch, gunshot.

You feel it all.

Get ready to feel the feel of real. X1

The X1 is like bearing a second skin.

I zeroed out because of

you broke ass gloves.

- Who told you to use them?

- You took hers!

So you lost a death match,

why don't you just re spawn and

level up like everyone else.

You don't get,

I bought all these powers for

this challenge and I lost it all.

That artifact was gonna

pay for the house.

Wait! How much of our house money

did you spent of upgrades?

Well, all of it.

But I was going to win.

That was our ticket out of here.

- You're an idiot.

- I only lost because of the bad gloves.

- Our house!

- My boys were in that challenge...

You couldn't have beat

them in a boot suit.

Stop!

No!

- No!

- Alice, call the police!

No, we're not calling the cops.

Go to your room, Rick.

Good God, Alice!

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