Ratchet & Clank Page #2

Dream smaller.

It leads to less

disappointment.

Please, Grim.

I just need one hour off

so I can go to

the spaceport for tryouts.

You promised

you'd help me give

proton scrubs to

every ship on the plateau!

It's almost summer.

These people depend on us!

First off,

it's always summer.

We live in a desert.

And second, that promise

is still in effect!

It's a 100% valid promise,

and you can redeem it

in one hour.

Yes! You!

You are a great friend, Grim.

Don't let anyone

tell you different.

I'll be back

before you know it!

You're the best boss

in the galaxy!

An inspiration to us all!

Don't ever change!

I'm okay!

Ladies and gentlemen,

get on your feet,

put your hands together,

and give a big

Planet Veldin welcome

to your Galactic Rangers!

First up, she'll shoot first

and ask questions

when she's good and ready.

Cora Veralux!

You loved him

in Grapplemania,

you'll love him more

as a Galactic Ranger.

Get ready to feel the pain

of Brax "The Brute" Lectrus!

Yeah, baby!

And finally,

ladies and gentlemen,

the savior of Solana,

Captain Qwark!

Hello, Veldin!

Hello, Captain!

He's on fire again.

I know.

My name is Copernicus Qwark,

and yes,

that was an impressive

wall of fire

I just walked past.

I'm going to be

real with you folks

for a moment.

When President Phyronix

recommended I take on

a new ranger,

I knew just where to go.

That's right, we want you!

Yeah!

The galaxy is

a perilous place.

Invasion,

space pirates, supernovas!

I know what you're thinking,

"Do I have what it takes?"

After all, you may not have

prevented Dr. Nefarious

from atomizing Aleero City.

You may not have

stopped Neftin Prog

from rendering

the entire population

of Aridia color-blind!

Twice!

After all, you may not

have this chiseled jaw

or godlike pectoral region,

but if you have heart,

then you have what it takes.

You don't have

what it takes.

But I have heart.

Yes, but unfortunately

that heart is encased

in a weak, muscleless

mass of inexperience.

Plus, there's your

history to consider.

You got a long line

of citations here.

Possession of an illegal

gravity repulsor...

Oh, that was

a misunderstanding.

I thought that space pirate

was on the level!

Operation of

a black-market accelerator.

"Operation"

is a strong word.

It blew up as soon

as I turned it on!

Willful disruption

of the space-time continuum?

That is a funny story.

You're reckless,

you're a loose cannon,

and you're dangerous.

That's my shtick.

Wait! Just give me a chance!

Sorry, no time!

Galaxy in jeopardy!

Get back out there,

and remember,

you can do anything...

As long as you're me. Next!

I have no less than

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