Rapture-Palooza Page #2

Hey, you!

Yeah, you.

F*** you! Caw!

Ben, baby, just ignore that.

Man, I hate those guys.

Why do we just let them insult us like this?

- I know.

- Eat sh*t, f***er.

- No. Not worth it.

- Hold on.

Hey! Blow me!

And don't forget my balls. Caw!

Yeah, don't forget my balls,

you stupid crow.

I'm sorry. You're right. It's not worth it.

Yeah! Walk away, p*ssy! Caw!

Felch me! Caw!

I just don't think that bird

knows what he's saying.

"Felching." He doesn't know

what that means.

It's just a noise coming out of their mouth.

- F*** them!

-No,no,no.

F***, f***, f***! Caw!

Ben and I had this idea

of starting our own sandwich cart.

Because people appreciate

a good sandwich,

even when the world is ending.

Maybe, especially when the world is ending.

That one is better.

That's the horseradish.

I couldn't find any mustard, so...

I think it goes well with it.

- Yeah, it's really...

- Kind of makes up for it.

Stay calm.

It's okay.

After a while, you just get used

to the locusts and the blood rain, and...

And the fiery rocks falling from the sky.

Is that Trevor Burdick?

Yeah. I think it is.

Trevor, get inside, man.

I ain't scared!

Bring it on!

Wow, he's so dumb.

An idiot.

Trevor...

That was horrible.

Yeah.Well...

What?

No, it was horrible. It's terrible.

- What were you going to say?

- Nothing.

What were you going to say?

I mean, come on, the guy is standing there

with his hands up, yelling, "Bring it on."

He's stupid.

He's an idiot. Am I wrong?

No. That's not funny.

That's a... It's human life, you know.

Dumb, dumb human life.

No, that's not funny, Ben. That's sad.

He's a dummy.

You want to...

Yeah. Later, baby. My parents

are going to be home any second.

Later, like...

- No.

- No?

- See. Home.

- Kill me.

Is the therapy helping your mom at all?

Yeah. She seems to be crying a lot less.

She still says "why" a lot, though.

That's good.

Rocks. Baby.

- Come on.

- Sounds close.

You go up there and he kicks you

right back down.

You might as well have had the sugar.

Dad!

No!

Why? Why?

Why? Why?

My eggs.

My eggs.

That day was the worst day of my life.

Which is saying something

in the apocalypse.

I didn't know how to feel.

The apocalypse was hard

and stressful for everybody.

Well, not everybody.

My brother Clark and his idiot friend Fry

were actually into it.

But I think that's because they were idiots

before the Rapture, so...

Where are you going, Clark?

Fry and I are gonna kayak the blood river.

I don't think that's a good idea, Clark.

- Whatever.

- Clark!

Hey, Clark.

Hey, buddy.

Be careful out on the river, okay?

Because your mom could seriously

not handle anything bad...

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