Raptor Ranch Page #2

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They found the remains, but do not know what kind of animal did.

Something like crap chupacabras?

Every time an animal muere by a rabid dog ...

Say ... space aliens or some sh*t and then call us.

Well, if not called, you'd be out of work, man.

Just because you think the madness, do not expect me to believe.

Mind you a carajo you think O'Reilly.

You know why I'm here? This is a punishment,

for having caught the chief's daughter.

It is my version of Siberia.

If you think this place is remote. Pack up, we'll go there.

- Drive. - Drive?

The nearest town is 200 miles from an airport.

Great, perfect. Let's go.

- I love this commercial. - I love you too, baby.

- You love it. - Kiss my ass.

You look like a goth slut with things you have on.

- Willie.

- Si?

Have you seen a brothel on the way? Stop and get off Josie.

She needs new clothes.

Chica, Part A Boca you.

Do not mess with Josie. I love you, baby Josie.

Better stop talking about it.

Right now.

Do you know? I think you should change your ...

Clothes ... the black does not suit your skin tone.

I told my skin tone and what use

is better than your skirt prostitute.

I have no prostitute skirt, looks good.

We will go to Los Angeles. We go to the beach, it'll be fun.

Lucas?

Did you know that we almost run out of gas?

No.

Why not fill the tank?

You put $ 24 last year, how much you have in this?

It seems I have no money, mate.

- Is why is my car? - Exactly.

- You are an idiot. - I love that.

- Do you know what will? - What?

I'll be down at the next gas station ...

Traer ... y les grandes bolsas the twinkies.

Amo a los twinkies.

- You know what you mean? - Yes, twinkies.

Not that kind, Willie talks about cute boys.

- I like cute guys. - There are cute white boys.

That's why I like you., White boys.

They will want to say "thank you very much."

EL ACTIVE DOG LAST CHANGE OF PETROL

- Dios mio, you tiraste a gas. - Beast.

- What? - Dude, what's your problem?

Smell that? What is it?

We are 20 minutes. Well, I'll see you there.

CSI is already in place.

When we arrive we will ensure ... OMG. Was it you?

- No. - It's worse out there.

Why is this place always stinks?

- God, what a mess. - Dude, it was not me!

It was not me this time!

No, I know my scent for 23 years. I know it was not me.

- Atwood. - Agents, how was the trip?

- Do not ask. - All right.

- How are you? I'm the Sheriff Morgan. - I'm the official Jones.

One taste, I'm Special Agent Logan. This is O'Reilly.

Special Agent O'Reilly. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

- Did you have a chance to find something? - No.

In all my years, I'd never seen anything like it.

We have had very unusual deaths.

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